Only in LA

|19|Male|Bi|

[prettyodddefender]

sorry to the "let people enjoy things" crowd but it's actually really fun to make fun of things you don't like. if u need ur interests validated by strangers then that's super not my problem

[syzygydream]

you want to end poverty?? do you hate poor people??

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[2009impala]

Sometimes I feel guilty for buying the dried pasta they sell in boxes.

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[greelin]

every single blonde man is innately capable of evil on an immeasurable scale btw

[2009impala]

Proud to be of service

[2009impala]

The whole dot cake thing is so stupid to me, beyond the naming deal, which is also stupid because it’s just white cake with frosting. these idiots are paying $11 for a single serving of a cake that is indistinguishable from a box of grocery store cake mix and frosting.

[2009impala]

Absolute torture (Not being able to sleep with my fiancé tonight)

[2009impala]

Diversity win! The cool guy who brings his dog by the jobsite has an equally cool husband and he cooks and bakes good food.

[hypermoyashi]

[2009impala]

Portajohn water splashed up on my balls

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[samimarkart]

ant spiral quilt WIP

[2009impala]

I love having friends so much.

[taylorswift]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠

You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and Pixar’s Toy Story 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?

You can pre-order now exclusively on my site and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️