car of all time (citation needed)

ask me about my bumper stickers • old enough to have bought this car new

[art-from]

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[eladrins]

It bothered me that the source led nowhere so I found the artist:

Ginette Lapalme

http://www.ginettelapalme.com/

https://instagram.com/mewnettelapalmew?igshid=ty3j430rb2ot

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[mooflat]

Book Aragorn is one of the weirdest dudes in existence.

Nowhere is this more evident to me than when they are going through Moria, and Gandalf pauses a long time at a fork in the road trying to decide which way to go. Sensing the growing anxiety among the fellowship as Gandalf keeps lingering there, Aragorn says: “Do not be afraid! Gandalf has led us here against our fears, but he will lead us out again, at whatever cost to himself. He is surer of finding the way home in a blind night than the cats of Queen Beruthiel.”

Okay, buddy, let’s break that down:

1. Beruthiel is a long-dead queen of Gondor, hated for her cruelty and for her Cat Spy Network. Her husband eventually exiled her AND THE CATS out to sea. Her name was struck from The Book of Kings, but her legend lived on! How could it not.

2. Aside from Aragorn himself, only Gandalf (who is not listening) and Boromir will understand this reference. And I can’t help but feel it’s going to make Boromir immediately suspicious. Why is Aragorn referencing this deep cut of Gondorian history?

3. EVERY OTHER member of the fellowship had to be standing there like, “…Cats?”

I don’t know, Aragorn, I don’t think “don’t worry, Gandalf is better at navigation than Evil Cats” is the rousing speech you think it is.

[boringkate]

Literally nobody:

Sabrina The Teenage Witch's Salem the Cat: I'm gonna force feminize Archie.

[girldixieflatline]

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

European sea bass/branzino (Dicentrarchus labrax)

[limbel]

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

[rslashrats]

i just want to tuck him in and read him a beddy bye story and kiss his little horseshoe crab head as he falls asleep and starts to go snork mimimimi

[ozempicofficial]

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[sa1ntss]

Alternate below for funsies

I didnt put 'detective' because i saw somewhere that Kim tends to call Harry officer if hes irritated (but i could be wrong.) I have 6 hours of tracked drawing time on this lmao because I kept changing shit and trying different colors. Also almost posted a messed up version of this last night that I had to fix first.

[finalgirlianthe]

"but I didnt learn about the usa's wrongs in school 😢 we don't know anything cause they didn't teach us anything 😢" well no one in my school in india told me that our country is a regionally hegemonic war criminal you're just entitled and insultingly uncurious

[nyantara]

in fact they told us completely propagandised nonsense about how pre colonial hindu kingdoms were extremely peaceful but were forced to defend themselves against regular invasions solely by muslims. this is something v easily contradicted by the foundational story of ashoka's turn to buddhist dhamma being the brutality of the kalinga war.

[nyantara]

the point being made is school, everywhere in the world is a deeply political project and is marshalled for the purpose of nation building. you're not going to hear about the sins of your nation in any serious way at school most anywhere in the world, and expecting that it should have betrays a certain lack of uhh, street smarts. its for children and run by the govt.

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[andy-skull]

"How did you end up like that?" You see, I ate raw fish at this sushi place and my joints were never the same again.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[stampmark18]

We have a lot of drawings where Kim taking care of Harry, but we don't have Harry taking care of Kim. So I did it

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already