How About YOUR MOM

30s. Somewhere in the queer. Biracial. Sick sense of humor. Lover of ice cream. Plays a shit ton of video games. Reads a shit ton of books. Still a weeb.

[kianamaiart]

[chumbology]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[jellybeanium124]

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[zegalba]

Yuru-Chara’s (ゆるキャラ), large Japanese mascots getting stuck in doorways.

[outofcontextbokumono]

[daily-spooky]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It's a beautiful day and you are an Apocalypse Goose

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[kitsuneharmony]

one year into the marriage

[upandoutcomic]

a v important q&a comic

[kianamaiart]

"seriously my body hurts"

[shinimontazhka]

Flowers from Mama K!

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]

[sardonyxlestrange]

ITS OCTOBER EVE YALL VAMPIRE SEASON IS COMINGGG

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

economists really took the divine right of kings and turned it into billionaire CEOs

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

“it’s kinda fucked up to reject the business practices of jeff bezos when he rightfully earned his position under capitalism”

[acti-veg]

“About twenty years ago, I attended a lecture by a Harvard professor who talked about how corporations operate like modern-day kingdoms. At one time, she said, people believed kings ruled by divine right, and today we seem to believe the same thing about corporations. Toward the end, she asked, “Do you know what it is that allowed people to let go of, overcome, and reject the notion of the divine right of kings?” I held my breath and got ready to take some notes. Her answer: “They just stopped believing in it.”

- Frances Moore Lappé

[mothdogs]

- Ursula K. Le Guin, speaking at the National Book Awards, 2014

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[weldedskeletons]

Wanderstop is so meaningful to me—

not because the burnout aspect is relatable to me (yet) but because it’s incredibly resonating.

I find immense beauty in it not only visually but with the way it so proudly shows that in a world of competition, chaos, and differences, peace, with the world and with yourself, is possible and is something worth achieving.

When living with a 24/7 racing mind, slowing down, taking the time to do something small but enjoyable, and reflecting on yourself is a way to heal, a way to appreciate the environment and others around you— but most of all yourself.

It’s the importance in taking care of yourself. The idea that one specific thing, one specific skill or struggle does not need to define you. You can carve out your own definition of self when you stop and look at yourself, appreciate the quiet or little things and embrace them. Understand who you are beyond that, and accepting that too, even though it’s difficult. It may feel impossible, you may feel guilt or fear or immense discouragement. But it’s a journey. A journey that at the end of the day will have bumps and obstacles along the road, and you won’t be able to cross the finish line without them. But once you do reach the end of that road, you’ll find a future and self you never thought could exist before. And you can start to accept yourself for you.

That’s what Wanderstop shows you, other than the central message of burnout. Alta is an inspiration, a beautifully written character that portrays the struggles of human journey and nature very well. We can all learn from her—everyone has something they can take from Wanderstop whether or not you’ve experienced burnout before.

I’m grateful for the experience of playing Wanderstop. Thank you to Davey Wreden and Ivy Road for this wonderful game :)

[depsidase]

[scramratz]

On one hand, I’m glad that more people are waking up to the atrocities ICE is committing and taking action. On the other hand…..it only happened after white people were killed. Like…killing ain’t new to ICE they’ve been doing this for years y’all except their victims were browner

[doberbutts]

In addition, more than just the two white people in Minneapolis have been killed (9 people total this year alone), it's just that none of the rest are white. It's interesting that I only see their names spoken by other people of color. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

[a-polite-melody]

Just had the conversation with my dad yesterday that, “it’s interesting the only people who’ve been killed are white, huh?”

No dad, the only people *you’ve heard about who’ve been killed* are white. There’s been more than the two deaths.

[alicenginger]

List of deaths in ICE detention - Wikipedia

Trump's DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September. Here's what to know.

Federal agents have shot three people in Minneapolis in recent weeks, killing two U.S. citizens, Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Videos contradi

Full list of ICE shootings since Donald Trump took office

There have been several shootings involving ICE agents since Trump's return to office last year.

Are we here to shame people, or to let people know about ICE’s atrocities?

Links for anyone who didn’t know about more than the two recent white people killed