i like living

|Kaiya-23-she/her| Formerly kaiyalentnight I just really like music, art, video games, and shit posts. Oh and my girlfriend. I’m gay as hell.

[4circles-and-a-knight]

It’s been maybe 4 years since I posted lol but thought I might update for my lil internet diary. I’m engaged now :) got engaged in November to the same woman I posted about on here over 6 years ago :)

[huffylemon]

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[sandmandaddy69]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[iraffiruse]

[teenagerposts]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my dashboard…this being one of them

[x00-deactivated20190815]

[statecryptids]

I feel like this is a story from someone’s mythology somewhere.

[magnetictapedatastorage]

craigslist apartments have some of the most insane photography imaginable.

this looks like it came from a dream

[thesecretuncle]

Nerf Dart POV

[bearotonin-international]

When it’s Fat Bear Friday but you still havin an existential crisis

[bearotonin-international]

Sadly this is still the team mood

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[ailingwriter]

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

[headspace-hotel]

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

[i-make-smol-bad-decisions]

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

[headspace-hotel]

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

[redfoxtail26]

Folks.

I know what we have to do.

"According to all known laws of aviation,

[melissa-s23]

MINECRAFT WORLDS ARE NOT INFINITE????????

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[catchymemes]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

fuck it wii ball

[avvocarlo]

this story is already very funny but the added articles on the side are killing me

[teaboot]

Elementary is the best Sherlock Holmes series because their Sherlock and Watson actually like each other thank you for coming to my talk

[teaboot]

I’m not here to read the notes I’m here to enjoy a man and a woman sharing a fulfilling platonic relationship in which a high value is placed on honesty, healthy boundaries, and personal growth while discussing mental health, addiction, sexuality, and abuse openly without an overhanging sense of judgement, also there’s a turtle

[bigtigers]

pupy

[bigtigers]

[weaver-z]

[zappyzlmao]

I think my favorite adventure time trivia I learnt is how weird the storyboards are

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Looking at this broke both of my ankles

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Old Tumblr post layout with a lot of reblogs