50 Shades of A Cheeseburger

Hey there !

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

[spring-sent]

[stuft]

[juicetrump]

Don’t touch that dial, it is just fine where you have it.

[arrogantsuggestion]

I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.

[catchymemes]

Slightly uncomfortable dump

[ayusaurus]

OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of “slightly uncomfortable” because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers

[prussianmemes]

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

[hazoret]

Wait there’s another one of these

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

[cairgnorm]

[starlightvii]

THIS

[toastbutteregg]

drink water and wash your hands!!!

[iguanamouth]

[objectpermanences]

I laughed so hard no sound came out

[thexfiles]

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

[toastbutteregg]

I always do this but I do it when popular people like actors or sons and daughters of rich people talk to me. you should see the look in their eyes when i say “oh i dont watch tv” or “oh i havent heard of that company” it baffles them so much that i havent heard of them 

[gimmeyourpancreas]

Truly iconic

[jackiedaytona]

shane madej know i would die for you

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

[captainlordauditor]

what

[guardianofscrewingup]

It has a national park that’s bigger than maine. Or Switzerland. A park. 

I lived in Alaska for two years and I will never get over the sheer overwhelming bigness of it. 

Nights where the sky is clear you can see clusters of stars or the Northern Lights dancing. When the lights are rippling especially strong and fast you can hear a static crackle in the air. When the moon is out after it’s snowed, you don’t need flashlights to see. Everything glows and glimmers like polished quartz.  

But when the sky is clouded over so you can’t see the stars, you can kind of almost sense the mountains towering over you and helping to block out the light, these giant monoliths acting like this void darker than your soul. I’ve never experience night like Alaska night. 

Everything is big, the mountains, the sky, the valleys. 

And the dark. 

[thedeliverygod]

what the fuck

[the-gayest-dovah]

Alaskan Gothic

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[zooviette]

[hype]

hype

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[tikkety-tok]

[clear-page-deactivated20201125]

"Sorry sunshine"

[gaysemiotics]

Wow fucking IMAGINE if American politicians handled bullshit anti science believers that swiftly

[gleefully-macabre]

I love that he didn’t bother pointing to the nearest scientist. He just, correctly, wrote the guy off as a fool talking nonsense.

Sit down, shut up, the adults are talking.

[rheevalka]

“Sorry, sunshine. Wrong place.”