hi, this blog isn't used anymore!

idk how to delete it lol

[69--shades--of--green]

heyo, i dont use this blog anymore!

[theprogressivesadist]

[socialistexan]

[scoutbert]

direct action

[miserablemist]

[thenatsdorf]

Enya, as intended. (via lilmissshitpaws)

[asterosian]

Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it

Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue

Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue

I’m spreading it everywhere

[asterosian]

@jaekaeyay here ya go

[elisamaza]

oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties

[asterosian]

Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it

Reblog to get man residue on your blog

[multimusesblog]

Your man residue combined with mine will be enough to start my takeover of the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!

[notveryglittery]

long distance relationship royality + little things/small adventures

falling asleep on voice call

waking up on voice call

video chats while making meals

“i need to run to the store, lemme switch to mobile and bring you with me”

going to parks nearby their houses, making shapes out of the clouds, and basking in the sun

dates where they pick each other’s outfits, order mystery takeout for the other, and then video chat while giggling over trying new foods and seeing who can do the most flustering first

“wanna go on a walk?” “it’s 11pm” “oh right nev-” “that wasn’t a no!” aka moonlit strolls on quiet peaceful nights

netflix watch parties, spotify listen parties

zoom calls where they mess with the backgrounds and special effects and take silly screenshots

trying to play instruments (ukulele patton, kalimba roman) on call together but always dissolving into laughter bc there’s always just that *little* bit of call lag that throws them off

[69--shades--of--green]

I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NOW

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[sixthrock]

excuse me but is his name LONG BOY BOB

[69--shades--of--green]

this is my favourite post today and everyone should see it.

[callmemasterfrancis-deactivated]

me and @69--shades--of--green wrote this poem, enjoy...

[69--shades--of--green]

HE DO BE WONDERIN THO

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the first law of genderbent characters is sex appeal is neither created or destroyed! it’s so rude to use genderbent art as an excuse to make characters hot, those slobs! exist! for! a! reason!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why do this

when we could have these

(and actually while the bottom ones are better i’m still hella pissed about that button nose, HADES DOES NOT HAVE A BUTTON NOSE also give her a chin dammit)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THIS IS INSULTING TO THE FULL BODIED DRAG QUEEN WHO INSPIRED HER CHARACTER IRL

Divine is not a twink you will be punished for your sins

[purplequay]

its fun to draw cats when you dont know cat anatomy 

[halfabouros]

They look normal to me

[kwason]

cats don’t know what anatomy is either

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adaswordlace]

[antimony-ore]

Pronounce Saxophone like Persephone, I dare you

[the-one-under-your-bed]

Wait how else am I supposed to pronounce it?

[69--shades--of--green]

saxaphone

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[walks-the-ages]

We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

[firefox-official]

i’m going to get worse on purpose

[pr1nceshawn]

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

[hiddlesherethereeverywhere]

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

[titenoute]

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

[honeybeehusky-blog]

Off topic, but very important! I was taught to yell “this is not my mom/dad.” A young kid freaking out in public is likely to be ignored out of embarrassment, but a kid telling you right out that they don’t know who is messing with them? That will turn heads.

[tkthegoddess]

Reblog this.💯🗣💋

[pollysarcastic]

[ohifonlyx33]

absolute mad lads

[ginger-ale-official]

Throckmorten is that you?

[kristina100000]

if the gay character of a show looks like this its probably a really bad show

[benverly]

bold of u to say glee is a bad show

[stellakowalskis]

glee is a bad show

[69--shades--of--green]

glee is definitely a bad show

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pet peeve is when i post a pic of like, a turtle, and people in the notes come in with “oh isn’t HE a slimy boi” like first of all stop assuming male is the default sex, second of all it is not a man it is a TURTLE and also yes, quite slimy

[zoomane]

Genuine question, what do you recommend we use instead?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SLIME CHILD GOO BASTARD MUCKY MATE ICKY STICKY SHAME BABY 

[69--shades--of--green]

icky sticky shame baby

[whitepeopletwitter]