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computer scientists’ life

i’m sitting in my room in front of my pc trying to code but actually eating cereal

#computer science #cereal #coding #computer scientist

somecleverreference

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿Dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

9-8-m-s-2

just to let you know, it works in italian as well:

dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? purgattorio

doubled the t in purgatorio so that it can make sense ;)

#pun #english #italian #spanish #italy #spain #fun #funny #cats #lol #cat #funny cats

finneroo

So I have both a brother and a sister and recently I came out as genderqueer and my mum’s reaction was basically “aw yisss i collected the whole set”

inkskinned

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”