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Sometimes my cat son attacks his own back legs and then cries when he bites himself too hard. Please does anyone know if this is normal as his father I am genuinely concerned

teaboot

He stops if he knows I'm watching

teaboot

I FORGOT I HAD THIS GIF

serpentstones-blog1

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

serpentstones-blog1

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

nonbinary-octopus

there is a word for it yeah

I think it is emordnilap, which is palindrome backwards

caerryxpotions

3 different versions of this bcs one is for a discord banner, one is for a discord invite page, and one is for book cover dimensions. Spent probably too long rearranging things for each one but at least I had fun??

huymadovan

Here’s Andrés & Bruno from allandnothing ‘s as fire loves innocence <3

I love this fic so much I read it twice in one day and oh my gosh it has everything! The character interactions, family dynamics, and friends to lovers romance!!! I love that Bruno has a partner that he’s gotten to know and who was pinning for him before his disappearance.

Andre’s is so sweet, kind, and considerate and it’s nice seeing Bruno have someone who understands him and was rooting for him since the beginninng UGGHHH IT’S SO GOOD PLEASE READ

CRASH

CRASH

alphacrone

gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.

alphacrone

#this sounds like the plot of a bailey school kidss book#''vampires dont serve ice scream'' (via @modern-alebrije )

literally all i want in life is for children to accuse me of being a paranormal creature

tenisperfection

possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who

wanderer0fw0rlds

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

swan2swan

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

gamerphonzy

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

power-chords

This tweet PUNCHED ME in the FACE

ruffboi-mags

seriously LJ icons were fabulous and I miss them. I especially miss once we got more than 3 and so we could have a bunch for different moods? good times.

beyondthisdarkhouse

You could pick a different icon whenever you commented so every comment had the extra context of whatever your icon said. You could have a whole metatextual conversation in icons. It was like the earliest form of communicating through gifs.

turbles

LJ icons made this iconic image possible

guerrillatech

actualaster

Forgot phone

Phone battery dead*

Don't trust that the QR code on the table hasn't been swapped out with something malicious

Does not have a smartphone**

Does not have a data plan

QR code leads to a deleted page*

QR code leads to a page that never loads*

QR code leads to an incomplete menu

Phone is an older model that doesn't have a QR scanner built into the OS

I'm sure there's plenty of other reasons why a QR code isn't viable for everybody, too.

(*personally happened to me.)

(**my grandparents are in this boat)

$eternal-fractal blog's avatar$

eternal-fractal

we dont have a qr code scanner or give enough of a shit to know how to use it

IF YOU CAN PRINT OUT A QR CODE WHY CANT YOU PRINT OUT A MENU

deadpresidents

This would be a good time to remember that when Donald Trump was impeached for the first time, it was for withholding $400 million in military aid for Ukraine -- which was already fighting Russian aggression -- to force Ukrainian President Zelenskyy to investigate false claims about Trump’s political opponents.

That military assistance that President Trump held back from Ukraine for 84 days included “sniper rifles, rocket-propelled grenades, night vision goggles, medical aid and other equipment the Ukrainian military needed to fight a grinding war against Russian-backed separatists”.

I’m sure nobody has forgotten that, but every time I see a new story about Trump praising Vladimir Putin, as he has done THIS week, I think it’s important to recall that he also extorted Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who is literally fighting for his life while leading Ukraine against Russia.

ashenprincx

still reeling over the fact that epipens aren't available in doses for larger people and the fact I found that out by nearly dying lmao

ashenprincx

this is what we mean when we say fatphobia literally kills people btw

spaceyshenanigans

Tumblr has the best user driven tending algorithm out of any social media platform change my mind

bixbiboom

[ID: A series of five professional photos over four images of the Willingham family. One image has two photographs overlapping. The pictures capture Travis, Laura and their three-year-old son Ronin taking a walk through a wooded area. The photos are warm in tone and the setting is a late autumnal afternoon. /end ID]

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