Ankle biter extrodinare

Just a silly little guy here to have a good time and hopefully make a few people laugh

[a-cats-blog]

Hello as you have probably guessed I'm a cat gimmick blog. This is my first time making a blog and I'm not really sure what to put in an introduction post so please let me know if I missed anything

My pfp and banner are both pictures that I took of my cat

My name is Kujo when ooc and Cat when I'm in character

I am aroace, and i use any pronouns

I have Anxiety, Autism, and ADHD

I don't mind being tagged in things, so feel free to tag me wherever, I am also ok with my posts being reposted to other sites as long as my username is shown

While im not a specific breed of cat, my own cats are bengals (well ones a mixed breed but still part bengal), so i will probably resemble a bengal to some degree. They are also a weird little guys (as most cats are) so some of the behaviors i use for this blog may end up just being unusual things my cats do rather than general cat-shenanigans and if you have any questions feel free to ask

I can shapeshift, but only into different types of cats

I will mostly be posting in character as a mischievous, immortal, English speaking cat, and any posts where I'm not will be tagged as #ooc

And lastly I don't have any plans for consistency so I will sometimes go a really long time without posting for no particular reason, and just overall post at random times

[memes-ironic-queer-iconic]

EVERYONE I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'M AROACE

Ellooooo

[a-cats-blog]

Hi!

[morbidology]

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

[beowulf22121]

Please note the calm looking fawn.

It’s mother has most likely used the fake deer as cover for the fawn to sleep near. I’ve personally witnessed a doe direct a fawn to lay in a patch of tall weeds and go lay on a hill where she could see me and the tall patch of weeds. That’s what they do, find something bigger than the fawn to sleep near so they’re hidden while they sleep.

This isn’t a sad child looking for something mother-like, this is a kid getting put to bed.

[potholefullofsoup]

so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child

[whatqueen-wildcats]

@deerstar4 too good to be banished to the tags

[morbidology]

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

[beowulf22121]

Please note the calm looking fawn.

It’s mother has most likely used the fake deer as cover for the fawn to sleep near. I’ve personally witnessed a doe direct a fawn to lay in a patch of tall weeds and go lay on a hill where she could see me and the tall patch of weeds. That’s what they do, find something bigger than the fawn to sleep near so they’re hidden while they sleep.

This isn’t a sad child looking for something mother-like, this is a kid getting put to bed.

[potholefullofsoup]

so the mom just managed to find the most haunting large object behind which to hide a child

[whatqueen-wildcats]

@deerstar4 too good to be banished to the tags

[duckbunny]

"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

[witches-ofcolor]

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

[rubensmuse]

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

[callmebliss]

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

[a-sentient-cup]

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[crowthekiller]

i needed he rn

[theothin]

"how can you be blogging about fun stuff while this horrible thing is going on?"

there's always horrible things going on somewhere. if you refuse to calm down until it all stops, all you'll do is give yourself a stroke

[unclear-contributions]

Fun is how you put yourself back together to face the horrors. And with skill, fun can be how you unpick the horrors as they try to horrify you.

It's maintenance. You change the oil on a car so it drives smoothly. You play to keep your soul intact.

[theothin]

#this is Rest.#you have to do it to function#without the Fun you can't live#it's untenable.#it's unsustainable.

[bob-belcher]

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[netcrew-deactivated20241224]

@real-british-empire artifact?

[real-british-empire]

I believe I’ve already taken this one.

[scp-threats-is-back]

Sometimes a gimmick will reblog something, and then if you follow enough gimmicks you'll never see anything but that post again

[gb-tesco-official-new]

... hey, you know what would be really funny?

[scp-threats-is-back]

...wait. wait, no. DONT

[a-cats-blog]

Hehehe

[a-cats-blog]

@the-taggerrr

Get'em

[scp-threats-is-back]

Sometimes a gimmick will reblog something, and then if you follow enough gimmicks you'll never see anything but that post again

[gb-tesco-official-new]

... hey, you know what would be really funny?

[scp-threats-is-back]

...wait. wait, no. DONT

[a-cats-blog]

Hehehe

[rythyme]

me: oh boy, booping is finally back! i love booping! i can't wait to get booped!

my roommate's cat, who's spent the last 3 months unsuccessfully trying to boop me from under the bathroom door while i pee: am i a joke to you

[rythyme]

the would-be booper in question:

[lillieof-thevalley]

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

Thats a pigeon

[evil-maryland]

@maryland-officially cat video?

[totally-india]

Literally Mrrrrrrring

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[yoink-a-doink]

IBIS WIZARD FX GANG

[a-cats-blog]

HAPPY BOOP-OWEEN!!!!!!

/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOBS ARE BACK

[tigerfromthetiber]

BOOPS. I MEAN BOOPS. AJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSKASKSJKSSKSKAKKSKSKSKSJSSSJSJSJSJJSSJ

[put-me-down-please]