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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

copepods

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

allthingswhumpyandangsty

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

pointnclick

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

spiderfuckersworld

#myanguish

miyrumiyru

He was so beautiful so I had to take a ton of photos! a flying emerald 💚

(M) Alpine Black Swallowtail (Papilio maackii)

miyrumiyru

Peacock swallowtails (Subgenus Achillides) gender tip : check the black-grey bands on their forewings

pepsimaxolotl

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

pepsimaxolotl

For reference

thememedaddy

captainstarburst

if we're mutuals i love you btw. even if we dont interact much. i love you

yrfemmehusband

Happy Endometriosis awareness month.

penny-anna

if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.

stripedroseandsketchpads

^Real advertisement from the 20s. Normal train system.

theunfairfolk

BEHOLD

theunfairfolk

I’M AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. I’M AT THE TAROT HUT. I’M AT THE COMBINATION WAFFLE HOUSE AND TAROT HUT.

mostlymadbrewing

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

cator99

scratchygoddess

slow-drowned-angels

“Do it scared” but please realize that, if you Do It Scared too much and don’t let yourself rest + relax + have fun in between, you will fuck yourself up. If you “do it scared” all day every day, you will burn out badly and quickly. Sometimes this is temporarily necessary but please keep this in mind.