Welcome.

I'm 24, Ace, Bi, Non-binary. Aspecs are Queer/LGBTQ, Trans Rights. Blog is whatever I'm into atm

[alicesoinions]

hey

I got a job, though bcuz I'm in brazil, that's only $2/h.

situation with mom just got worse. I could really, really use some help. please.

paypal: [email protected]

or DM me for a Wise link

[animentality]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[youmegravity]

I feel like "enjoying depictions of problematic people and dynamics in fiction isn't the same as commending it in real life" should be obvious to any literate adult, but too many people online can't handle anything more complicated than children's cartoons

[youmegravity]

The internet loves joking about toxic yuri as a vague concept but I feel like if I actually talked about any specific toxic yuri I enjoy I'll be crucified instantly

[eri-katsuragi]

White gay girls really enjoy quote-tweeting an erotic artwork of two women (not from any Japanese media btw) with a vague implied power imbalance with "toxic yuri", then they look at you funny when you say you're reading My Girlfriend's Not Here Today

[quemirabobo]

Some were drawing yaoi on churches or sculpting the hottest Lucifer but point still stands

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

A man who abandons enough families by going out for milk eventually finds himself in a state of perpetual milk acquisition, having to regularly unload his hoard onto the doorstops of new women and becoming the milkman.

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[overcastghostedghoul]

I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

[lizluvscupcakes]

I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

[stonesense]

dragon age should have had fishing minigames

[stonesense]

dragon age origins fishing minigame is a cute little one-time interaction with a fisherman at lake calenhad where if you have enough cunning u can catch some kind of fucked up lake monster which comes with a little codex entry elaborating on the rumours about lake calenhad & the circle tower

dragon age 2 fishing minigame is non-existent they just make a joke about how gross kirkwall harbour fish would be to cover up that they didn’t have time to make it. in the files there’s some crazy list of creatures you would have fished out of there and some cut codex entries you would have found with super relevant gallows lore that is now just not in the game and people discourse about whether it’s canon

dragon age inquisition fishing minigame was created when the devs took people's complaints about no fishing minigame in da2 way too seriously and battled with the game engine to make an extremely awkward, unrewarding, and time-consuming system available in like almost every map. people still do it because sitting there and fishing for half an hour is one of the only reliable ways to trigger party banter. some of the mosaics can only be found by fishing

dragon age the veilguard fishing minigame also never made it into the game, despite the fact that the concept art book has like a kind of bizarre amount of work on what all the fish would look like, because the mechanics were planned for when the home base was a submarine and then became unusable. some of the concept fish became in-game models which serve exclusively to provide jokes about cooking

[stonesense]

i’m losing my mind, why have multiple people tagged this with “there are fishing minigames in dragon age???” 😭 what about “there should have been fishing minigames in dragon age” implied that there are fishing minigames in dragon age. was the world i invented here simply too vibrant & real

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[tadfools]

The most important NPC in Baldur’s Gate btw

[akilah12902]

He has bonus dialogue if you're playing a monk!

[tadfools]

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[slimmeroo]

as a millennial i don’t believe memes should contain trade secrets so for the edification of the youth: this joke is a reference to The Secret of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito, a cosmic horror mangaka who was extremely good at comics. there’s a whole wiki just for junji ito comics, that’s how great he is, if you like horror comics and want to check his shit out. also he drew a bunch of comics with his cats

[animentality]

[mikkeneko]

#my family does this thing#when we've majorly unfucked a room or done chore that we were putting off#or whatever. Any sort of household Improvement.#'Come brag on me.'#I means come look I cleaned/rearranged/did dishes/put away the laundry#and the scripted response is 'oh nice it looks SO much better in here now'#like my mom did this when we were kids.#'girls comr brag on the garage I finally organized it so I can get my car in there'#and we go and 'ooh' and 'aah' and tell her how nice it looked and how she did a good job#and we could have her 'come brag on' us for like doing the dishes or cleaning our rooms#I do it to my wife now too#it's a dialogue that means#'I did a chore and it feels like an Accomplishment even if it objectively wasn't a big thing. Please acknowledge this.'#and#'Wow you sure did do a thing. It has improved our material circumstance even if only in a small way. Thank you for doing it.'#like yeah scrubbing the pans is my Job and it's a Little Task but sometimes it feels like a Big Task#and it's nice to have an Accepted Script where I can just demand 'I have functioned as an independent adult praise me with great praise' - by @thepioden

[dancing-crow]

just because it's a thankless task doesn't mean you shouldn't be thanked