Morbid

I'm a death-nut, and I own too many fish and too many plants, but who's keeping track? Mörbîd#7233 Go ahead an add me!

[urxputa-deactivated20180319]

How to keep your girl happy:

Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.

[fxckthesxstem-deactivated202403]

Step 3: Buy her food

[x2pistolx]

Step 4: Fuck her hard

[its--teo-deactivated20190724]

Step 5: trEAT her right

[ekswghinos-deactivated20211103]

Step 6: Make her cum first

[umbra1]

Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep

[fthinousa-deactivated20250626]

Step 8: Text her back fast

[kippenverrueckt]

Step 9: respect her

[lovelyfuntasy]

Step 10: make her feel special

[golddsharkk]

Step 11: don’t lie to her

[onlyagirl-knowshow-agirlfeels]

Step 12: Love her with all of your heart

[finallystrong]

Step 13: kiss her forehead

[upoulii]

Step 14: hug her

[anapthras]

Step 15 : stay.

[o-v-e-r-r-a-t-e-d-deactivated20]

Wow the last one hit home

[ill-go-for-girls-deactivated201]

THIS!!!!!!

[biancaa1]

Step 16: Be real!

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Step 17: Don’t control her unless that’s what she’s into!

[enderches-deactivated20130819]

everyone who reblogs this will receive a picture of spencer shay in their inbox 

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

[lunarphoenix]

HOLY FUCK

[gnarlymarina]

holy fuck i reblogged this like 2 minutes ago and it had like 30,000 notes omfg how did you do it so fast wow

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

Beautiful

[wolfies-angel-deactivated201801]

look what I got today despite this post having over 250,000 notes

[waterdnp]

it’s been seven hours where is my spencer shay

[waterdnp]

IT TOOK EIGHT HOURS AND TWO REBLOGS BUT I GOT A SPENCER SHAY IN MY INBOX EVEN THOUGH THIS POST HAS 647,299 NOTES HOW 

[phanwithextrafluffontop-blog]

Ok so I need to find some inspiration maybe spencer shay can help

[fathercryptid]

I’m so ready

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

try me, bitch

[punknerdmusings]

plz?

[fish-food-s]

I need this in my life

[fish-food-s]

LESS THAN A FUCKING HOUR

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS WORKS GUYS. OH MY GOD.

[heyo-silver]

IMM READYYYYY

[fpsjacket-deactivated20190618]

it’s worth a shot man…

[reid-is-a-cutie]

Y’all better pull through

[violetshovel]

Gimme me Spencer pleaseeeee

[logan-exe]

uuh yeaa!!

[dont-look-atthis]

I’m waiting

[dont-look-atthis]

I GOT TWO GOD IS REAL

[todays-kurt-kelly]

Please

[ghostswithoutjournals]

OMG I WANT ONE ＰＬＥＡＳＥ

[kittu-kitty-kitkat]

[mackiecos]

Pllzzz

[sword-and-nightingale]

Please!

[rockfact]

i need

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

bring iiit

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

We did it bois

[totalspiffage]

Visit Original Link

Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

I AM FUCKNING DEAAD

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Dating My Brothers Bestfriend

I’ve been dating my brothers best friend for a few months now. (We had a long conversation before anything happened with us, as you should before dating a siblings friend, and he said he didn’t exactly like it but he was fine with us going ahead and dating.) Tonight he got really drunk and pulled me into another room and said “However long you two date and whatever you two do, if y’all are happy I’m happy” and gave me probably the biggest hug ever.

That’s probably the best ending to 2018 I could have ever hoped for.

[feministism]

[jheselbraum]

You don’t even have to be a lady, there are several

My last name is culturally important to me

His last name is something like Cox or Boner and it’s just not worth it

I got a doctorate before I met him and don’t want to change it

I don’t want to change my name on all my documents and have people assume I’m stealing my own identity in the early months of our marriage

I would rather keep my own last name out of personal preference

I would rather keep my own last name to make a political statement

I want my husband to take MY name

[squirrellygirlart]

It’s 2018 and people ARENT PROPERTY

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Lmao my last name is Meyers and I’m proud of it because it’s my fathers last name and he’s the shit and I’ll be a Meyers for life. No spouse of mine will ever change that.

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

I still think he’s handsome pirate via /r/aww http://bit.ly/2EIGqFe

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Disabled animals still make great pets <3

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[mylittlewingedangel]

NO

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[rosethevoid]

[mono-crow]

This has been on my dash like twenty times,,,, please,,,, stop,, rebloging you’re killing me

[gaudfish-naudsm]

N E V E R

I T S H A L L O W E E N T I M E

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

always reblog for spooky szn

[razed-stoner-deactivated2013020]

[lord-kitschener]

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

[neurotoxinsonline]

I’m not

[luna-reverie]

BOOBIES

[crescentbeams]

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

[sleepysmilesamirite]

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

[capricornian]

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

[killer-queen-gunpowder-gelatine]

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

[nubocorvi]

boobies are great

[tinsnip]

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

[gwengrimm]

This is what tumbler was made for

[thegreenwolf]

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

[daddyslittleoreo666-deactivated]

I love this

[ogress]

that is one huge pecker you got there

[grumpybeardruid-archive-deactiv]

Needs moar tits

[metachimera-deactivated20170726]

What this post needs is a little ass.

[nico-milo-deactivated20180414]

Sorry guys, I don’t usually post NSFW, but you gotta admit, that ass looks great.

[bguiles]

Don’t forget a little pussy

[regvetdream]

YES.

[baguette-lagguette]

All the NSFW

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

How about a nice pair of hooters?

[artofagoddess]

I fucking love this post

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

My favorite post on the entire internets.

[the-office-cat-deactivated20210]

Sorry guys NSFW warning

[honey-sunny-bee]

Illegal post

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Gotta give tiny hooters some lovin’ too!

[orderedeggos]

hello tumblr

being lgbt doesnt grant u a permission slip to be a shitty person

being poc doesnt grant u a permission slip to be a shitty person

being a minority doesnt grant u a permission slip to be a shitty person

dont bully other people

thank you

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

👏👏👏

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

There’s nothing wrong with fears and dark desires and pain.

In fact, I very much believe we should normalize these things and stop suppressing them.

It’s what makes us who we are.

[greelin]

the fact that i’ve been the same height since i was 13 is.. homophobic

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

Feel down? This song always makes me feel better. 

[silenthilllz]

Hey guys, there’s a cute little chatting game called CHAT CHAT on kongregate that could use a lot of love. I love this game alot because other than chatting with people, you can be a cute cat or a dog and hunt mice and just play around :D

The game is sadly dead atm, but it would be very nice if people would come by and just stop for a chat :3c

[a-morbid-muse-blog]

I’m an old player of this game and came back after years to find it dead, it really could use some love!!! Also, if you’re a Warrior Cats fan a lot of people do (Well, used to before the game died) Warrior Cat RP, so bonus ammiright!