Rrrrratz

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey shoutout to fat creatures. fat therians and otherkin and alterhumans. i love you and being a fat little Beastie goes so hard actually :>

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey shoutout to fat creatures. fat therians and otherkin and alterhumans. i love you and being a fat little Beastie goes so hard actually :>

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[nightmare8-420]

does the doomslayer wear socks or?? like. i figure so because having blisters while fighting demons isnt ideal. but like. are they custom made super slayer socks or smth??? or are they just what youd get in a walmart?? and what happens when the socks finally give out? even if da slayerrrr does know how to sew sewing only goes so far and you cant 3-d print socks. does the doomslayer make his own socks????

[louisegluckpdf]

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

I need a sunscreen power wash, please god

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

Since I'm very autistic, I have made a full royal family tree. This involves a lot of head cannons, non cannon characters and ships the range from normal to completely nuts, so be warned. Feel free to give your opinions, headcannons or actual lore stuff I missed lol

If you want me to go over this in detail, let me know, I'll probably do it either way, lol.

[zephirite]

Their casting was perfect, holy shit.

[aquilaofarkham]

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

[dogrotpdf]

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

[annori]

me, when a poem says something i’m feeling at this very moment

[transcyberism]

me when a poem evokes a new feeling I haven't felt before

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

Poems either make me want to mutilate myself gruesomely, out of sheer anger because I want to strangle the author so much (bad) or crawl out of my skin, cover myself in beads and writhe on the floor (good)

[camjsad0]

“helena is so overplayed” IDGAF🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️ SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

I have a rat named Helena

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

[crazy56u]

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fibro-memes]

[pitbolshevik]

rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn't end at 25 <3

[pitbolshevik]

if you're in your mid twenties and you're reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don't worry.

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Funny ass way to censor urself

[birdsareblooming]

the thing is i've always hated subay surfers. it's been around since i was way younger and as soon as i saw it i hated it

[birdsareblooming]

you wanna know why? clear rip off of temple run. every fucking running game is but at least some added something. i hated seeing subway surfers be more popular when temple run was the og and objectively cooler. temple run and temple run 2 have big monkie. subway surfers will never be as cool as big monkie.

[birdsareblooming]

that white boy will never be them <3

[triarch]

I remember when that glitch in temple run was found that let you run down an infinite straight path with no obstacles.

[birdsareblooming]

i loved that glitch it made me feel fear

[birdsareblooming]

im so disappointment that i didnt think of this. that thing IS kinda fuckable

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

I used to play this as a kid on my mums phone, ah memories,,,,,,,,, anyway there's probably porn of that monster pounding that little twink into oblivion and honestly get that dick, weirdo white boy running for your life

[a-small-plucked-chicken]

All disabled people are beautiful 😍 😍

Ok, for the record, I fucking hate this stupid poster GOD DAMN, I only did it for credits which I desperately need and the only thing i could think of to bang it out fast was that shitty, souless corporate art style and I would rather chew off my own arm like a rabid dog then do this again, but anyways, we're going to pretend that this poster is Cool and Trendy and not vaguely ableist :)))))

[riflesniper-a]

insanely important thrift store find