List of irrelevant Marvel family head canons that aren’t enough for their own post
The Marvel family can sit on clouds, if they get upset while on one it turns into a storm cloud
Their capes are ALWAYS billowing in the wind, expect when they are sad or mad
Under there boots they have white socks with little golden wings on the sides
Cap carries Jr around a lot
Zeus tells Billy to smite people who are ableist to Freddy, Billy complies
Mary was worthy of holy sword Excalibur, she keeps it in her closet
They dressed up as sailor moon, sailor chibi moon and tuxedo mask for Halloween once
Spolier and cmj have fake internet beef because they thinks it’s funny, Steph Brown and Freddy Freeman made a yt vid together called “we need to address to the Spoiler CMJ situation”
Freddy’s crutch was made by Hephaestus its magic and turns into whatever mobility aid he needs at any given moment
Billy and Freddy would kill for there bunk bed
Dr. Sivana is deathly afraid of Mary Marvel
Like stray cats if the marvels like you they will find your villains/ enemies beat them up and leave there bodies outside your door
Billy and Freddy always pretend to be each other when they have a sub, it drives Mary insane
Mary marvel has a bazooka
They’re always putting random magic objects in there mouths
The wizard shazam is a enabler
The wizard Shazam started smoking cigarettes to deal with them
Once Sivana Jr made it so Freddy couldn’t use his powers, so Freddy just shot him with a gun 87 times
Captain marvel leads lost birds on there migrations
The wizard Shazam has pictures of the 3 kids EVERYWHERE
Billy beats geese in fights, cap loses to geese in fights
Post suspedium mary was quick to update her fashion, Billy and Freddy however refused to so now Mary dresses them
They burn down Sivanas buildings for fun