Swimming In The Ocean Cuase Im So Awesome

Weird or Narwhal | any/all

[gloomshroomofdoom]

Billy, talking to the gods in his head: chat, are we deadass right now?

Jaime talking to Khaji Da: no, NO. I'm not doing that.

Tim talking JJ: huh. Uhhh, yeah nope. No, way.

Bart, just eating his sandwich: ???

[the-haiku-bot]

Billy, talking to

the gods in his head: chat, are

we deadass right now?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lavena]

Okay, so you know how there is the music find the song thing called Shazam?

Okay so dc verse.

Everyone still calls our billy boy Captain Marvel, but they hear him yell Shazam right before a great big bolt of lightning comes down, so they figure its a power word.

Shazam comes out unrelated to cap but people start making mini videos of asking the Captain what song is playing, cap always knows cause of the wisdom of Solomon so randomly in fawcett you'll hear someone yell.

"Shazam whats this song" when they know cap is patrolling, and he'll zip by, tell them the name, and zip away.

[toobytoobs]

People keep rickrolling him purely because his “AGAIN!?” is too funny

[a-weird-narwhal]

Someone eventually Wheezer him, causing Cap to not only make a social media account but have his first post be "songs I will smite people over: A List" it's mostly a joke

[musically--declined]

It's been awhile since this fandom has had one of these circulate so I thought I'd start a new one!

Rules: Make yourself with this Picrew, tag the last song you listened to and then tag your moots!! 💕

No Pressure Tags: @marimayscarlett @der-echte-richard-kruspe @dandysnob @meinewellemeinstrand @namelessrammgirl @goldengodcannibal @mstarajoy @to-worlds-more-beautiful @kira-astra-infinitum @bloody-kissez and anyone else interested in this!!

[cloudstrike493]

Le gasp I hath been tagged by a moot-

According to Spotify, I was listening to Politik last :3

Uhh have at thee, other moots (minus the two lovelies who tagged me, so I don't flood thy notifs)!

@littlelaurendraws @deetotheartpup @shadowdragon2341 @dewthegay4403 @sorenthroughdreams @thequartzjester @themooooonman @nexus-lavennyx @pavettadraws @littleratproductions22

And anyone else who wants to participate, my memory is bad <3

[dewthegay4403]

I felt like doing this tbh

hamilton has been the only thing I've been listening to

@gizmooee @kitiisdelusional @artist-who-cant-draw @rotbunnies @moony-buckets

[moony-buckets]

wowzers a tag?!

This picrew is so cute

https://youtu.be/EzTsXB8bWmE?is=GCOO2cqzcYcS2WsP

Peak song from a peak movie imo

Uhhh tagsss

@the-apartment-complexxx @froffersthegrog @weirdcoregal35 @weirdcalypso @vanillabean5645 @alekarus-closet

[the-apartment-complexxx]

the cookiest ever 🌊

our last song was buttons by pussycat dolls 💔

Oh wow why did it copy like that oh well

tags: @angellic-collective @thesolarsystemofficial

[angellic-collective]

(Looks nothing like me •̩̩̩̩ᯅ•̩̩̩ )

Last song I listened to: my unsent message to Jamie by @harmonic-collective

Tags: @harmonic-collective @kris-deltarune-boss @officemen-in-a-can @rockmoth-collective-bullshittery @esther-gnarp @organic-water-molecule

[artemissionsii]

last song: my unsent message to jaime, and yes i played it for prev.

everyone i’m moots with was tagged by prev but uhhh, @beyblxde

[beyblxde]

last song: ijigentougekou by senketsuAkochan

tags: @maroondd @mynamesst4rzyyy @alexisnesssfatass6969 @gh0st1nmybra1n @twitchystitchwitch @zincasmokes @notyourright @tsutsutsutsu2137 @joonsdiiimple @yuri-is-r0tting @dry-bleeder @br0kent0ys04 @cup1ds-arr0ws-ox @111dollboy @necro-mimi @cringefail-loserfail2 @pulsingmimiclocket @asg4rd1an-angel-fangs @damselentor @dizzys-not-dead @needybloggeroverloadd @y1x1 + anyone else graves forgot or wants to join in (dm or send an ask to be removed)

[mynamesst4rzyyy]

that’s so kawaii… so sugoi….

This is kinda inaccurate but it’s ok

last song: Miss Construction Theme by Miss Construction

@ortizoms-chaos @spookthelilguy @ottxrpopz @kriszekeda @c00lkiddstuff @wxfflesz @maroondd @therealspecterforsaken

[therealspecterforsaken]

Okay, this was the closest I could get, but my locs are shorter :p

I’m an angel, trust

Also, I really love Cult of the Lamb, and this song is stuck on a loop in my head :3

@ask-the-azure-xd @ieatrawmeat @roxy-becauseuhhidk @the-mostest-mayo (HIHIII OTHER AVERY) @erinthem0stknight (I also forgot your main) @v10l3t-v4n1ty @izzydreams3 (idk if you did it yet) @merrymewhoa

and anyone else who wants to join!

[thegradengrove]

who do we make im fronting but im a god 😭😭😭

[therealspecterforsaken]

What you look like, or if you don’t want to, an oc

[thegradengrove]

We panicked and tried to make Vincent

@ask-the-azure-xd @ask-kateurchaser @theshelledguy @silverpenguin13 @livelaughlovefiction @zaunslose-canon-07 @alaska-nightrome +more and open for all

[silverpenguin13]

closest ya'll getting to a face reveal 🩷 @thefutureisbulletproof-saidmcr @autism-milkeyway @mochiagvt @lavenderedkat @squid-turtles @redhoodisalive @thewikiforredhood @veesalienspaceship @nightwingdickrider @dickgraysonoffical

[redhoodisalive]

@worlds-okayest-archer @totallynotredrobin @the-blood-son-robin @nightwing-030 @nightwingg-xoxo @wally-westt @formerglory25 @damianalghulwayne

[damianalghulwayne]

i have a chb shirt irl :) last music i listened too i have no clue so uh the office theme song then!

@ anyone!!!

[a-weird-narwhal]

Ima just do my persona lmao

@axcyndraws you lwk my only moot here ;u;

[choaticgypsyvicking]

His name is Shazam. His comic series is called Shazam. When he shows up in cartoons he's called Shazam. When he shows up in movies he's called Shazam. I have been alive for 18 years and for 18 years he has been Shazam, so can someone tell me why everyone on this site acts like there in their 50s and have any reason to call him Captain marvel?? Like no that's mar-vell, genis-vell, Monica rambo, and Carol danvers.

[a-weird-narwhal]

Shazam or Captain Marvel, which is the proper name?

Ok not to rude to you OP but after I clarified why many people (myself included) still call Marvel this happened

I did say that DC writers have been flip flopping for years but the "for years" part only started as a lead up to the New 52 in 2011, officially rebranding as Shazam in 2012. The thing is, I was wrong. He was only Captain Marvel up until 2012.

We can actually see the transition in two of his 3 last major on screen appearances (I'm grouping the live action movies as one appearance), Batman: the Brave and the Bold and the Young Justice cartoon.

In Brave and the Bold Captain Marvel is used exclusively, mostly because the name transition didn't start yet. The show started airing in 2008. Young Justice, on the other hand can show us when the official change happened. He was Captain Marvel till 2012, YJ started airing in 2011. For the first season Billy was Captain Marvel, in later ones he was called Shazam because DC told them to change it.

Billy hasn't been Shazam for decades, he's been Shazam for just over a decade. I'm only 19 and I remember him as Captain Marvel.

Many fans, myself included don't like calling him Shazam because The Wizard is Shazam. In the New 52 they rename the Wizard to Mamaragan so they don't have deal with the same name issues they created. The people who are writing Shazam/Captain Marvel right now are also not a fan of the name Shazam.

The writers of JLU and Mysteries of Shazam are bringing back the name Captain Marvel

(Ignore how crusty they are, I don't have these comics on my phone). Right now we have at least one run calling him Shazam, and two calling him Captain Marvel.

The runs that have The Captain as the main focus still brand it as Shazam because it's a legal matter. DC can't use the name Captain Marvel as part of a comic series because after they bought Whiz, and the Captain Marvel IP name got up for sale, Marvel bought the rights to it. DC couldn't use it in marketing anymore. This point of contention is a main factor for the push to call him Shazam by DC in the 2010's. It's so the name of the comic matches the name of the hero and me personally? I enjoy the fact that the names don't match up.

If you're gonna be rude to someone clarifying why a vast majority of a fandom still use the "incorrect" name, be prepared for the fact checking. Billy Batson has been Captain Marvel for over 70 years and Shazam for less than 20.

[damianalghulwayne]

Fun fact: when people say that sharks are older than the rings of Saturn, it's actually underselling how old sharks are! Sharks are older than trees, mammals, and most dinosaurs! When you see a shark you're looking at an animal who's hardly changed for millions of years :]

"WOAAAH"

happpy BIRTHDAYYY!!

[a-weird-narwhal]

Yeah seems about time

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Tfa: opps all spiders au

You joke but I think this would've been the most stable configuration of the trio. Like, these guys are so self loathing if left to their own devises they need to be together to balance each other out.

Starting with Blackarachnia, her issues would be immensely helped by having someone come back for her. Her self loathing is very tied to her abandonment so just having another person to care about her and to care for would stop her thoughts of "I can only rely on myself" before they took root.

Arachnus in my au (Not that I have introduced him yet) was too trusting of the Autobots. Unlike Blackarachnia he didn't believe the Autobots would hurt him and so turned to them for help and was consequently captured and tortured- which now wouldn't occur because Blackarachnia knows better.

For Sentinel Prime (He needs a spider name so bad) he has a lot of the risk factors of Blackarachnia and Arachnus as he spirals a lot with power and really needs someone to keep him in check. Which the two of them can do in spades.

I'd imagine they are a trio of neutrals trying to undo this transformation to the best of their ability. Arachnus doesn't like that they trade and to odd jobs for the Decepticons but Blackarachnia is a lot more willing to go the "whatever it takes" route. Sentinel is the asshole glue to keep them together though because he's just a good damsel in distress and they're like "We cannot break up the team or Sentinel is going to go and die somewhere."

[a-weird-narwhal]

Elita and her two boyfailure husbands

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

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Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

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[translatingpostsintonynorsk]

slimanton

hei folkens eg steikjer nokre arme riddar-pinnar i omnen. Eg tar meg ein kjapp lur vekk meg opp om 5 minutt så eg kan venda på dei

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Randy det har gått 5 minutt vend på pinnane dine

slimanton

snnnnrrrrr

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PINNANE DINE RANDY

[the-haiku-bot]

Randy det har gått

5 minutt vend på pinnane

dineslimanton

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thef0restses]

I remember coming across with a Nonbinary Starscream flag but idk where, so I made my own cuz I'm nonbinary and I love Starscream who I also see as nonbinary using He/They✨

Feel free to use it. Just credit me I guess

💖✨Happy pride month✨💖

[a-weird-narwhal]

may I add this flag a friend made me?

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[zee-rambles]

I’m not kidding. This is the time to act. Yes I know it’s short notice , but so is Netflix trying to remove Rise without any heads up. Spread this! Repost it! Everywhere. And I mean, everywhere. TikTok, twitter, Reddit, insta, Facebook. Stream the show/movie all day tomorrow and Saturday. Let’s flash mob this!

We’re going full on guerrilla streaming. Do. Not. Let. Them. Win! Reblog. Share. Fight. Protect the art you love.

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

List of irrelevant Marvel family head canons that aren’t enough for their own post

The Marvel family can sit on clouds, if they get upset while on one it turns into a storm cloud

Their capes are ALWAYS billowing in the wind, expect when they are sad or mad

They bleed gold

Cap is like 8 feet tall

Under there boots they have white socks with little golden wings on the sides

Cap carries Jr around a lot

Zeus tells Billy to smite people who are ableist to Freddy, Billy complies

Mary was worthy of holy sword Excalibur, she keeps it in her closet

They dressed up as sailor moon, sailor chibi moon and tuxedo mask for Halloween once

Spolier and cmj have fake internet beef because they thinks it’s funny, Steph Brown and Freddy Freeman made a yt vid together called “we need to address to the Spoiler CMJ situation”

Freddy’s crutch was made by Hephaestus its magic and turns into whatever mobility aid he needs at any given moment

Billy and Freddy would kill for there bunk bed

Dr. Sivana is deathly afraid of Mary Marvel

Like stray cats if the marvels like you they will find your villains/ enemies beat them up and leave there bodies outside your door

Billy and Freddy always pretend to be each other when they have a sub, it drives Mary insane

Mary marvel has a bazooka

They’re always putting random magic objects in there mouths

The wizard shazam is a enabler

The wizard Shazam started smoking cigarettes to deal with them

Once Sivana Jr made it so Freddy couldn’t use his powers, so Freddy just shot him with a gun 87 times

Captain marvel leads lost birds on there migrations

The wizard Shazam has pictures of the 3 kids EVERYWHERE

Billy beats geese in fights, cap loses to geese in fights

Post suspedium mary was quick to update her fashion, Billy and Freddy however refused to so now Mary dresses them

They throw up rainbows

They burn down Sivanas buildings for fun

[a-weird-narwhal]

"Zeus tells Billy to smite people who are ableist to Freddy, Billy complies"

Imagine if Billy was just doing his sibling duty and being a little shit to Freddy and Zeus just smites him. One "imagine not being able to walk, couldn't be me" and getting sent straight to the shadow realm. Freddy daps up Zeus for it

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[teslaswife]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

God fucking damn it

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[twisted-wirez]

Tmnt au designs. :]

[crispy-art-on-fire]

this post reminded me of BlitzOp lmao

SDASHGDJSAGDGASDGHS This is what happened to human au Optimus except it was more so Blitzwing vibe checking if it was safe to reveal they were a system.

[ppcrn-krnl]

Hurts

Sorry guys 😣

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Recycled tumblr humor

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10k notes

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pun

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pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

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comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

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Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Happy 10 years to this post

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Original poster deactivated 12’th of June 2014

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[the-haiku-bot]

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