AZURE TONE TUMBLY BLOG

they/them

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[beesmygod]

adam and i are watching a battlebots and this stupid bot has no powers. its just a cardboard box decorated to look like a building with the sign "CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL" and when it was torn open a bunch of little dolls came flying out

[wonderhecko]

https://youtu.be/33PlGSuylIY?si=bzfdT_QZqlmuanhr

[staffs-secret-blog]

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

ULTIMATE CATHOLIC TECHNIQUE

[jethroq]

[leolaroot]

jerking off is awesome. youre telling me i can do this for free whenever i want at my own house?

[leolaroot]

[cryptotheism]

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

[bugjest]

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

[bonelord10000]

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

[evilscientist3]

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[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[bgm05]

Dude I’m so sorry but they don’t teach us how to spycheck in American public schools

[domesticabuser]

[trillium-cutlass-scabbard]

This is toxic🙃

[cornerfolks]

[hungwy]

sorry but this ai expansion of the descartes portrait is literally so swagful

[powerburial]

this was the guy leaving comments on pornhub

[cryptotheism]

[anidealshape]

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO RSTU W YZ

22/26

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[toesucker]

Absolutely insane gif I found on twitter