[starlit-meadow]

[vexheart]

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[toktiks]

by @ daltontherockjohnson on tiktok

[ruinedchildhood]

[coltonclay]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[spinal-dino]

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

[empiereal]

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

[textbook-virgo-deactivated20201]

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

[salted-delights-deactivated2021]

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

[tomurasimp]

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

[makidrawzzz-deactivated20220404]

Hello fishy my old friend~

[arroz-con-yolo]

It’s exam week

[bonjovipresley]

Ok Roger I need some good luck real bad. So please help me. <3

[aderynrrowntree]

Why not.

[sayurinitta]

I always scroll past these but my cat has more blood tests tomorrow for an ongoing thyroid problem so what the hey, good results for my kitty please ^_^;

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[flyfella]

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

[nikethestatue]

[lazyexcuse]

Hange: “where’s Levi?”

Y/n: “he’s small, he’s probably under something..”

*Levi, crawling out from the cabinets under the sink because he was deep cleaning*

Levi: “first of all, fuck you-“

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-walking-red-blog]

that’s an interesting marketing strategy

[topgunhat-deactivated20191021]

I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position

[guooey]

https://www.instagram.com/p/COXf-rCHC0s/

[dailyanime]

♫･ﾟ: *

[woodrider]

idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee

[kalichnikov]

it's where they go to do cocaine

[audrey-hepbae]

[hanamakis]

[the-long-dog]

Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡

Okay! 

Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle. 

[mysteryhack]