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literally the only thing that would have been better is if they’d somehow got Neil Gaiman to show up and play himself, but, like, YOU CAN TELL WHO IS WHO.
Also, the book/series titles are TO DIE FOR.
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LOOK AT THIS BEAUTEOUS JOKE AND JUST…
literally the only thing that would have been better is if they’d somehow got Neil Gaiman to show up and play himself, but, like, YOU CAN TELL WHO IS WHO.
Also, the book/series titles are TO DIE FOR.
you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself
i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized
this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.
at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night
every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis
this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body
one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her
today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed
at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes
A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned.
There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music
This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul
Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.
honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died
Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)
This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure
novels should start holding a “deleted scenes” section in last book of the series like movies do, just funny useless scenes where the characters mess up or joke around or a silly secret is let out. cute stuff to keep us not so sad after the book ends ☺️
As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.
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And the award for most relatable Harry Potter quote goes to:
“No, I’m fine,” said Harry, wondering why he kept telling people this, and wondering whether he had ever been less fine.
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Fierrochase Week [Day 1: Historical/Royalty]
Just wanted to draw alex wearing a crown bc she deserves it
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Nerd Girl Alone | 5 Things I Learned Travelling Alone
Nerd Girl Alone | 5 Things I Learned Travelling Alone
A few weeks ago, I was lucky enough to take a solo trip to Quebec for two weeks. It was a trip full of firsts: first time using AirBNB, first time using Uber, first time in Montreal and Quebec City, and most importantly, first time travelling alone. There were a number of factors that made this trip really easy. First of all, I was still in Canada, so there was no big problem with exchanging…
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Day 9: ChiMugu
I think that what I really liked about Chisaki and Tsumugu’s relationship was that it was an unexpected occurrence. Throughout the first half most people sort of deducted that Chisaki would eventually fall for Kaname, and that Tsumugu would probably be with Manaka, but not many people thought of Chisaki and Tsumugu. They rarely interacted with each other and for the most part it actually seemed like she disliked him.
Also, I liked that their relationship represented change, as well as both of their characters. Because they were the only characters of the original main cast to grow up, it was supposed to show that things do change. Just like Chisaki grew older and more mature, and her feelings changed, Tsumugu grew older, matured, and began to understand his feelings for her. It was beautiful how they grew to love each other and it was even more beautiful the way he wanted to help her let go of her past in order to accept her present self. Although she grew up with her friends, in the span of four years nobody understood her better than Tsumugu, and vice versa.
I also just can’t get over his confession to Chisaki when he said “I thought you were like the sea” because he loves the sea and therefore loves Chisaki. The only time you really see any emotion on Tsumugu’s face is when Chisaki triggers it, or when he’s looking at her. They are just great, and they had me cheering them on right from the start of the timeskip. I would literally watch the same episodes twice in a row just to see them.
A Rose for Emily and Speakers for the Dead | My Thoughts on S-Town
A Rose for Emily and Speakers for the Dead | My Thoughts on S-Town
In the past year I have really come to love podcasts and audio-format storytelling. I enjoy the way audiobooks give personality and intonation to dialogue. I like the banter of listening to Dear Hank and John or Holy F*cking Science. But most of all, I love the experience of listening to a story, taking it in through my ears instead of my eyes. Nothing has confirmed this more for me than the…
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Tsumugu x Chisaki ♥
okay, I know, chapter 25 of NagiAsu was supposed to be emotional and dramatic with all that’s happening with Miuna, Hikari and Manaka…
…BUT THIS SCENE…
THIS FREAKIN’ SCENE
IS FREAKIN’ ADORABLE.
Tsumugu, you smooth mo'fckr… I wish I was as confident as you.
AND DID CHISAKI HAVE A TSUNDERE MOMENT THERE?!
gaaah TsuSaki feels. Tsusaki feels everywhere!
[After the battle with Gaea, Percy, finally home, is fast asleep in his old bedroom. Sally is sitting at the foot of his bed, staring blankly at a copy of Pride and Prejudice. Every once in a while she looks over at her son, as though afraid he might disappear if she doesn’t check to make sure he’s still there. The rooms suddenly fills with a light, salty smelling breeze, and Poseidon appears]
Poseidon (quietly): How is he?
Sally (staring blindly at her book): …Tired. Sore. Alive, at least.
Poseidon (exhaling a small sigh of relief): Thank the oceans for that. For a while, I wasn’t sure he was going to-
Sally (getting to her feet): May I have a word with you, privately?
Poseidon (glancing from her to Percy): ….Now? What about-
Sally (walking to the door): Just out in the hall.
[Nonplussed, Poseidon follows her out. Sally gently shuts the door, checking one last time to see that Percy is still asleep and present, then turns to face Poseidon]
Sally: I’m going to lose my temper now.
Poseidon (blankly): …When?
Sally (narrowing her eyes): Right now.
Poseidon: Well, when-
[Sally slaps him across the face. Poseidon gives an involuntary noise of shock and pain, clutching his face before staring at her in mute incomprehension]
Sally (breathing hard): Two years ago, YOU made a promise to me, while we were stranded in New York, trying to find our son, that if he survived, you would never put him through another curse, quest, prophecy, or geas- whatever those are. And I believed you. So why?
Poseidon (softly): Sally…
Sally (wiping away furious tears, voice breaking): Why did you lie to me?!
Poseidon (simply, with over two thousand years of pain, exhaustion and resignation behind it): Because I’m a god.
Sally (glaring at him): You are also a father.
Poseidon (helplessly): Sally, I’m trying to tell you the truth about myself.
Sally (through gritted teeth): I don’t care about the truth about yourself.
[Poseidon nods silently in understanding, lowering his gaze to the floor. Sally gives a shuddering sigh, face in her hands]
Sally (miserably): I’m a writer. I know how these things go. This story is just too predictable.
Poseidon: Predictable, really? What happens in the end?
Sally (quietly, turning her back on Poseidon, one hand on the handle of Percy’s door): In the end? In the end, they all die. Percy and every child like him dies, unless you and your family change.