𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕕

🔵 she/her 🔵

[captainjonnitkessler]

Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[moniquill]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[abidasxi]

I’m crying why does it have a taste

[outofcontextanimash]

[dostoyevsky-official]

you have to feed yourself optimismslop to hopebait yourself, even if it's cringe

[safetynotguaranteedx]

[carnival-phantasm]

[discover-underground-bands]

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the amazing book is not on fire (2015) - dan and phil

"phan is real!"

[smellslikeshadowspirit]

Replaying gowr (YET AGAIN) and realizing how childish heimdall is

YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN leave that 14 year old ALONE

[yukinmisuki]

Armin Redesign - na minha cabeça ele não dorme, é emo e usa camisolas com algum meme parvo estampado☝️ 🥸

[slatecreature]

Charlie Kirk getting shot the day before the 25th anniversary of 9/11 while a Mars rover discovers signs of previous life is the new Putin Destiel election

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

[mister-girl]

I love women. I’m half woman myself on my mothers side.

[fricktic]

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

[sillayangel]

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

[sunshinecassette]

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

[times-chu]

Three blind mice.

[zzoupz]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real .