A Bilateral

Yeah, no. Totally. We bilaterals, we’re all about evading death. That’s like, all we talk about, man.

[minovskyy]

i love this website i just feel at home here you know

[jonnestt]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM I DON'T LIKE THAT!

[algebraic-dumbass]

philosophers are always like "time is a line", "time is a circle", and nothing more. distinct lack of topological creativity on their part

[nb-swordk9]

Shit man, this math war is fucked. I just saw a guy draw a commutative diagram and say "one point compactification" or some similar shit, and everyone around him got folded into a 3-sphere and vanished into 4d-space. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting ε-δ and quotient spaces. I think I just heard "infinity-groupoid coskeleton tower" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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[wuggen]

Of course, as we all know, two things being in any way related to each other rounds off to them being fundamentally identical actually 😌

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[prokopetz]

Tumblr's favourite types of Guy*:

Guy with improbably specialised skills that just happen to be exactly what's needed

Guy who knows a guy

Guy who's normal about things about which it's not normal to be normal

Guy who has no frame of reference

Guy who should technically be dead, and it's honestly an excellent question why he's not

Guy who's a big fan of substances

Guy who puts together sequences of words that have never been heard before and should never be heard again

Guy who's inexplicably always damp

Guy who's the most annoying human being you've ever met, but like in a sexy way

Guy with no kids who somehow has single father energy

Guy who's competent, collected, and thoroughly put together, and who also has one extremely specific thing wrong with him

Guy with fat fucking tits

* Note: a Guy is not necessarily a guy, though it helps

[abilateral]

1. Seventeen, Twenty-Seven

2. Eleven

3. Grant

4. The Whole-Thing

5. Lucifer Vance, but also Grant if you think about it.

6. Grant

7. Azad

8. O(3) Shade [nonverbal scratching noise]

9. Hector Stein

10. Lucifer

11. Michael, Hector

12. Cordelia

[averyterrible]

Hello what is the scariest online video?

all communication is a sort of terror

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[weatherdotpng]

it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

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it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

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it’s because you’re always in that damn time loop

[vexwerewolf]

[homunculus-argument]

Thought-to-speech technology that gets hacked by people who want text messages from their pets while they are at work, only to immediately regret it because their pets text them the dumbest things, and the only way to get any kind of a clear image of what's going on is texting the other pets for cross-reference.

Like you get a text from your dog going "END IS HERE DOOM IS COMING URGENT URGENT SEND TEXT G-D HAVE MERCY, HUMAN COME HOME IMMEDIATELY", (you have no idea why the text translator has decided that your dog is jewish, but that doesn't feel important enough to look into or change) and before you do, you text the cat like "what's going on?"

And the cat replies "sunshine is turned off, window is cold >:C" so okay that's a clue. You've got a monitor lizard that doesn't do much monitoring, but will reply with whatever the lizard is feeling right now if you text "?" first.

"hwrmbglhlr the earth rumbles are sexy", replies the lizard. Okay, so dog panic, no sunshine, and the lizard is sensing vibrations. Oh, there's a rain storm overhead. Fuck's sake.

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[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[itsbenedict]

retroactive oats............

[abilateral]

Finally, we have solved the mystery of what Michael's porridge really is.