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I'd rather be in outer space đž
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kiana Khansmith

PR's Tumblrdome
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Acquired Stardust

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JBB: An Artblog!
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wallacepolsom
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i love clicking on somebodyâs ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes
I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)
AU where Ilya is the face of the league and star player on the Metros. Heâs a free agent and plans on resigning with the Metros. The Centaurs want to discuss a potential deal over a meal and Ilya isnât about to say no to a free meal. Ilya figures heâll eat and then gently tell the representative that heâs going to stay with the Metros, that is until Shane walks through the door. Shane Hollander, son of the owner, Yuna Hollander, sits down at the table and starts talking about the team, the kind of money they can offer him, and Ilya canât sign that contract fast enough.
#know your fandom history
freaks
Ilya getting drunk with the guys during the Rose-era and talking about how he misses "Jane". It suddenly makes everything clear to his teammates. Ilya's been moody/aggressive/irritable/a hardass/more off his game lately and now it makes sense why he's been that way. He got dumped by a girl he clearly fell in love with and that girl, for whatever reason, dumped him.
somehow rumors of Ilya "fuck boy" Rozanov being off his game over a girl makes it all the way to the Montreal locker room. Shane overhears the guys talking about how Rozanov has supposedly been down in the dumps and the reason he's playing more aggressively is all because of one single girl. All the guys think it's insane. To imagine Ilya Rozanov getting his heart broken. That he has a heart to break at all. Shane tries to ignore the conversation happening around him, but wonders if something happened between Ilya and that girl Svetlana he mentioned, before JJ's words cut through his thoughts: "Whoever that Jane was, she must have been a hell of a girl to get Rozanov to actually want more than one night."
I 100% think that at some point someone (Troy?) told the rookies/younger Cens players that if they were "real" allies they'd kiss boys just to be sure.
Cue like, all of the Cens rookies/younger players discovering they're bi/pan/gay/queer and Troy having to explain to Ilya that it was a joke no he didn't purposefully make them have gay awakenings he thought it was harmless!
Ilya is losing it and trying not to, Shane is trying to figure out if Troy was trying to haze the rookies/younger players, Scott is getting updates and has discovered that this "ally proof" has spread to his rookies and beyond.
It gets to Boston and Marleau just drags everyone to a gay bar and sets them loose to see what happens.
you know that videos of children going to their parents house or parents going to their children house and the grandchildren is not there and the parents being annoyed or not enthusiastic about the visit? i think svetlana feels like this when ilya visits her or she visits them in ottawa and shane is not there
svetlana: hello ilyusha!
ilya: sveta! what a surprise
svetlana: i was in boston and thought about visiting you guys this weekend
ilya: thatâs great cus i didnât want to spend the weekend alone
svetlana: what?
ilya: shane is doing some ad campaigns, i donât know the brand
svetlana: so shane is not here?
ilya: no?
svetlana: i think is better if i comeback another time
ilya: excuse me?
"you already left kudos here"
And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??
timeskip fic where Dennis and Robby are established relationship married and Dennis has been away for a week for a medical conference about rural emergency medicine and misses the new rotation of med students
Robby has been in a foul mood all week because his husband has been out of town and he doesnt know how to manage by himself after getting used to their routine. this leads him to be even more grouchy and irritable around the new students and even the regular staff
several threats have been made by Dana, Jack, and Trinity in an attempt to rectify his sour mood:
âRobby, take a breather or Iâm calling Whitakerâ
âYou would hate for Whitaker to hear about how youâve been acting, wouldnât you?â
âOne word to Huckleberry is all it takesâ (They silently question this name but thereâs not much time to dwell on it in the busy ER)
âBrother, relax. Heâll be back soonâ
âRemember what happened last time he heard about you being mean?â
(The students donât know, but last time Dennis was out of town and Robby was being pissy, he made Robby go around and apologize to everyone who called Dennis to complain about his rude behavior.)
They overhear nurses at the hub complaining;
âUgh I canât wait for Dr. Whitaker to get back. He really knows how to whip Robby into shape.â
âSeriously! I donât know how he does itâ
âOh you know exactly howâŠâ
âEw!â
Dana cuts in, âGet back to work, you two! Thereâs still names on that board which means thereâs still patients that need tending to.â
The nurses scurry off with mumbled âyes maâamsâ and Dana sighs. She shakes her head and laments, âCanât wait for Whitaker to returnâ.
After everything theyâve heard, the new med students have started envisioning what this mysterious Dr. Whitaker must be like. They imagine heâs scary if he can intimidate Dr. Robby, the biggest most intimidating doctor in the Pitt.
On Friday, word travels that Dr. Whitaker will be coming in for a swing shift before returning to his regular schedule. They see Dr. Robby perk up at this and observe how he gets more anxious the closer it gets to 1 pm. He glances at the ambulance bay and checks his phone frequently.
Finally, at 12:45 pm, someone shouts out, âWhitaker! Thank God!â
The med students all quickly glance up in a nervous sweat, scanning the floor for anyone who looks even mildly scary. Imagine their surprise when they all look to see Dana walk around the desk at the Hub with her arms raised and tightly embrace a small, 5â7 mousy boy who looks like he could still be in college.
The boyâDr. Whitaker, as theyâve recently discovered âchuckles and drops his bag at his feet before returning the hug.
âWas it that bad?â he laughed.
She pulled back and grabbed him by the shoulders, âLike you wouldnât believeâ
âWhere is he anyways?â Dr. Whitaker looks around the floor and locks eyes with one of the students. His eyebrows raise and he turns back to Dana.
âI didnât realize it was already time for the next rotation, let me go introduce myself.â
âYou go do that, kid. Iâll find Robby. Heâs probably hidingâ
He walks out of Danaâs hold and picks up his bag before making his way toward the students. They straighten up immediately, unsure what to make of the doctor theyâve heard so much yet so little about.
He smiles brightly and waves, âHello! Iâm Dr. Whitaker, one of the senior residents here in the ED. I hope youâve all enjoyed your rotation so far; I apologize for not being here at the beginning of itâ
They all nod politely while taking a second to process. Seriously? This is the guy Dr. Robby was scared of?
As if theyâve summoned him, they see Dr. Robby walking behind Dr. Whitaker. Itâs as though Dr. Whitaker can sense him, because he turns around and says, âAnd where do you think youâre going?â
Dr. Robby freezes. âOh! Hey hun. I was just looking for you..â
âHunâ?? Now theyâre really confused.
âUh huh. You wanna tell me why Iâve been getting texts all week from Trin about you? About how youâve been acting?â Itâs like a switch flipped. Dr. Whitaker lost his friendly demeanor and has turned into something not unlike that of a teacher chastising a child. He looks expectantly at Dr. Robby with his arms crossed.
âUm, well you see..â Dr. Robby sheepishly started but Dr. Whitaker cut him off.
âLook, if you miss me that badly, just call me. Donât terrorize your staff. Especially not while thereâs new students. It gives a bad impression.â
He looks up at Dr. Robby and gives him an exasperated yet friendly smile. Though, friendly might not be the right word.
The students watch in shock as Dr. Whitaker reaches up and outright cups Dr. Robbyâs cheek, patting it slightly before lowering his hand where Dr. Robby catches it and brings it to his chest.
âI didnât want to bother you while you were at your conference.â Theyâve never seen Dr. Robby this shy before. Itâs like heâs a completely different man around this Dr. Whitaker person.
âOh, câmon. Donât pull that. You know you could never bother me. Now go do your attending stuff and weâll talk later. I need to put my bag away and say hey to Trin before she finds me and strangles me for ignoring herâ He rolls his eyes and withdraws his hand.
Dr. Robby nods and looks as though heâs going to say something else but he just grabs Dr. Whitakerâs shoulder and squeezes it before walking toward Central.
Dr. Whitaker turns back to the students, who are all agape taking in the scene that just transpired.
He chuckles and shakes his head slightly, âIâm sorry about my husband. He gets grumpy when Iâm away for too long.â He claps his hands in front of his chest, âNow! How about some introductions?â
Husband! It all makes sense for them now.
They introduce themselves and continue with their shift. Every now and then they look up to see Dr. Whitaker and Dr. Robby huddled together smiling and talking quietly.
After the shift ends, they can understand now how those two would be married. Itâs like theyâre two halves of a whole. During procedures, they worked as if they could predict each otherâs moves. They passed surgical tools before the other even asked for it. During down time, they would catch each otherâs eye across the floor and smile softly before returning to their individual tasks. Dr. Robby has never been more pleasant.
The med students donât know what kind of man Dr. Whitaker is yet, but they sure are glad that heâs back.
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just a little idea I had! I would love if someone actually wrote this and fleshed it out more lol hope you guys enjoyed my little word vomit
Yes Shane is practical and level-headed, but he is also a little bit insane about the man he loves. I know he's dropping just unfathomable amounts of money to snag the one-of-a-kind vintage sports car Ilya hasn't stopped talking about for months. It's not even a birthday or anniversary. He just likes to spoil his man. Similarly, Ilya thinks nothing of booking out a whole Michelin star restaurant for a date so that Shane doesn't have to feel weird about people watching him eat. They're rich and obsessed with each other, and dropping eye-watering amounts of money to make each other smile is just a Tuesday for them.
Being rich does not stop Ilya from being Shane's sugarbaby. That man is texting Shane like Heeyyyy I want this [insert bullshit item of the day] so bad pls can u get for me? I will make it worth it for u đ and Shane is like Ilya you're rich you can buy it yourself?? And Ilya is like noooo you buy it for me. As a gift đ
Shane is kind of exasperated but also delighted because he lovesssss taking care of his baby boy so of course he buys Ilya whatever he wants. Ilya is so proud to be thee Shane Hollander's sexy controversially young (by one month) boyfriend and he brags about it constantlyyy after they're married. Like Oh yes I was just sexy sidepiece but he fell in love with me so hard he married me. And Shane is standing next to him like đ as if he didn't just buy Ilya $2000 worth of fancy appetizers and drinks on their date last night.
They have wild kinky sex about it too. Obviously.
we all live such different lives
Shane getting fucked within an inch of his life and then just deciding to lock the fuck in and kind of glares and then bites Ilyaâs necklace and just holds it between his teeth and Ilya cums immediately and theyâre both so shocked they just stop and stare at each other
whereâs the fic where after ilya cums inside shane and shane goes to the toilet after cuddling and basking in being full of cum and sits on the toilet and all that air and cum that got pushed in him comes out as a big wet fart that echoes so loud and shane hears ilyaâs giggles before he calls out âsounds like the kids are very excited to be dropped at the poolâ and shane groans bc that isnât the first time ilya has made that joke
yâall werent ready for this huh u just want hot sexy stuff yeah well anal sex has its down falls alright
sometimes sex is superrrrrr gross thank u Zo for representing #RealityâŠ..