Welcome one and All

Asexual Christopagan witch. 29. Spoonie. Secret witch. I work with Loki, Thor, and Jesus. I use knot magic in crochet, candle magic, pendulums, and tarot.

[forestshoppe]

Gorgeous handkerchief & lace dress

More forest fashion at the Forest Shoppe

[crochetmelovely]

🤣😂👏 @butfirstcrochet 

Link to my blog/website: https://crochetml.com/

https://crochetml.com/crochet-memes/

[heatherwitch]

Housewarming Magic

For when you’ve moved into a new living situation or are ready for a new start <3

Finding your home/moving:

Spell for your dream house

The witch’s moving checklist

Cleansing:

Room cleansing

To absorb negative energy from a room

Summer house cleansing

Herbal wall/floor wash + witchy cleaners

Home cleansing tips

Home cleansing brew

Thoroughly clearing spaces

Crystals to cleanse the home

Cleansing your space without smoke

Cleansing your space: a how-to guide

Energy cleansing

Low energy cleaning + cleansing

Warding + Protection:

A crash course on warding

To ward the home

Threshold magic 101

Protect my home spell

Home protection steam spell

Simple home protection jar spell

“Little lurkers” home protection spell

Room/home protection

Wall of fire property & house protection spell

Protection (wind) chimes

The Rowan cross

Protecting the property

Check out the sigils below!

Sigils:

“For a magical and happy home”

“Sospidonum”

“This space is full of life, light, and bright energy”

“No fighting in this home”

“My home is safe”

“This home is safe for all”

“This home is a safe and healthy environment”

“My house is protected from unwanted influences”

“My home is protected”

Witchin’ it up:

Happy home spell jar

Home sweet home spell jar

House to home spell

Doing the dishes the witchy way

Homemade laundry detergent recipe

Laundry magic

Pleasing household spirits

When a bad guest leaves

Building a magical home

Odds and ends:

Magic, and power, in homemaking

The history and creation of witch bottles

Cottage witch tips

Hearth witch tips

The basics of kitchen and cottage witchcraft

You may also like:

Bedridden witch: garden / stale energy / kitchen edition

Spells for job seekers

Travel witchery

Links updated October, 2020 (please inform me of broken links via askbox)

[gothhabiba]

happy Easter, Jesus wasn’t white

[recoverystuff-deactivated202108]

In case you need to hear this today :

I know you're trying so hard, and I am so proud of you for continuing. Keep going, you are doing amazing.

[lifemaniac91]

[vvitchella]

It’s 1 am and I just… stories really were made to save us, huh?

[vvitchella]

I’m just so wrapped up in the fact that like… when we have nowhere to go, we have stories.

[sexioto]

[crilbyte-deactivated20240607]

Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you

[villianext-deactivated20190407]

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

[novacaineandabelle]

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

[blondiez-b-deactivated20171118]

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

[optimysticals]

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

[transgender-rex]

Oh crap

[system-reset]

i did take my meds, but I’m reblogging in case someone else forgot.

[imnotrevealingmyname]

I don’t remember

I think I did

[astriiformes]

Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

[penny-anna]

the fellowship is 7 people who Bilbo Baggins can employ weird elderly relative energy onto PLUS 1 person who can employ weird elderly relative energy onto Bilbo Baggins PLUS Boromir.

[cunked]

[thelxiepia]

[aroloverboy]

Let’s talk about the fabulous aromantics out there

[babyanimalgifs]

This cute platypus 

(via)

[big-ass-magnet]

I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.

[bogleech]

The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out

[ofcoursethatsathing]

I can stare at this all day.

This is a double pendulum. It’s motion is chaotic, which means it can’t be predicted mathematically.

[ link… ]

[horrorandhalloween]

[lohboh]

Someone needs to make a masterpost of fucked up Neopets facts because literally every time I reminisce about that game I remember something ridiculous such as

• The prize wheel that would take literal hours to spin and would occassionaly reward you with a screamer

• Neopets having petpets and the petpets having petpetpets which were just parasites

• The laboratory ray that was extremely fucking expensive to use having a chance of turning petpets into piles of ash

• A random chance for the game to just steal neopoints from you every time you navigate pages and there being a leaderboard for the unluckiest people that month

[cungadero]

there’s a game you can only play at 12:00 am to 1:00 am every day

players lined up en masse for waking up turmaculus and PRAYING that he would be nice enough to eat their goddamn petpet and give them a special site avatar for it

there was an item that you could buy for millions of neopoints in a “hidden” (used loosely) shop that you could use in the site’s battle feature to turn your opponent’s neopet into another color and species of neopet PERMANENTLY, undoing all their work on getting that rare paintbrush instantly

[headlessandhellbent]

Let’s not forget the magna pool where you have a random 10 minutes time slot once a day to throw your pet into lava to have them get a fireball paint color. Did I mention a RANDOM 10 MINUTE SLOT in a 24/hr time frame??????

[plantb0t]

There’s a lever that you can pull that does nothing except for steal your money and have a very low chance of giving you an avatar

They had a halloween event featuring the characters from supernatural as neopets

The old event hidden somewhere on the site where the staff members had a murder mystery and you could watch the flash animations of all the staff members being killed until only one was left

[nyanbinary-zack-foster]

Im sorry the halloween event where what

[plantb0t]

Neopets Sam and Dean

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

i. what?

[savefrog]

Neopets used to claim inappropriate pet names so they couldn’t be used on an account names Baduser and the neopet named genital is holding a hotdog

Only one neopet in the Neopets universe owns a car (Nigel the Chia)

There was a battledome item that would let you turn your opponent’s expensive precious painted pet into a Chia

There was a also a battledome item that would let you just PERMANENTLY DELETE your opponent’s potentially very expensive weapon

There was once Neopets mobile…before the era of Smartphones. The only way to access one of the Neopets lands was through a T Mobile subscription service that ended in 2009 and there’s still no way to access it

[lesbianshepard]

The avatar that took users three years to figure out after it’s release because of the ridiculously specific requirements

The original version of the penguin pet Bruce was straight up a picture of the real-life English television entertainer Bruce Forsyth 

An incident where switching over servers caused a glitch that users exploited to clone incredibly expensive items. After it was fixed any mention of the incident on the Neoboards got you frozen (somtimes permanently) with a message on how Neopets was safe and had never been hacked.

[guerrillatech]

[invaderxan]

Capitalism didn’t give Americans cars and smartphones though. The people in most of those cars are probably still paying off their loans, and their phones are likely on contract. Capitalism just lends Americans money, so it can make more money when they pay it back. And they don’t complain because they get to enjoy the illusion of prosperity and drive a car they don’t really own, while paying other people for fuel and insurance.

It’s all smoke and mirrors. The only real part is the smoke.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

capitalism didn't give me a phone. it forced me to buy one if I wanted to do literally anything. homework, school, jobs, interviews, family, friends, relationships, banking, taxes, insurance, medical stuff, etc. I need a phone to do any of those things. and it's pretty much the same deal with a car.

capitalism doesn't give you things. it doesn't create things. it makes certain expensive things necessary for survival in modern society. and if you can't afford those things, then you're just fucked.

phones and cars are luxuries or toys. they are necessities. that's why I lose my fucking mind when people are like "how are you poor, you have a phone?".

[egg-tats]

also virtually all of the technologies in smartphones or cars were invented by academics and individuals, not dashing titans of industry, so capitalism didn't even MAKE the cars and smartphones

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

and realistically, capitalism prevents some innovations when it comes to cars and smartphones because either ideas belong to companies so nobody can improve on them, or good ideas weren't developed because it would be more profitable if they weren't available to consumers.

[skaldish]

Ratbastard (devotional)

[marzipanandminutiae]

me visiting a haunted place: yes hello it is I, A Friend. come tell me your problems, even if those problems are [20 minutes of wordless desperate sobbing that I experience as if it’s my own emotion, even though I know it’s not]. you moved the rocking-chair right in front of me? cool! hi there! what’s up?

me living in a haunted place: YOU DO YOU. I WILL DO ME. WE WILL BE IN SEPARATE PLACES NOT BOTHERING EACH OTHER. ESPECIALLY AT MIDNIGHT WHEN I’M THE ONLY ONE AWAKE GETTING READY FOR BED AND THE HOUSE IS DARK AND QUIET

[anais-ninja-bitch]

working in a haunted place: respected co-worker, per my last email…

[ocularcannibal]

me, haunting a place: what is this wallpaper oo you’re in trouble now

[marzipanandminutiae]

I know I keep reblogging this with personal stories but 

as a teen I took mandolin lessons in a music shop/studio that was once a house

and one of the ghosts would literally move ornaments and small pieces of furniture around if she didn’t like where they’d been placed

the owners got so frustrated that they just started leaving things where she put them if they weren’t in anyone’s way. it was easier, because if they replaced them in the original positions, she would move them again

(also one time she apparently yeeted her own framed portrait off the wall to make an annoying customer shut up, but that’s another story)

[beggars-opera]

Me, before giving a tour of a haunted house: Can we PLEASE not open doors and spin the spinning wheels while I’m trying to talk about the architecture? If you have a beef with my research we can talk after but you’re freaking the mundanes and making it hard to keep on schedule

[stitch-n-time]

Me, before giving a tour of a haunted museum that used to the the old folks’ home: OK, listen up! You know all that energy and stuff we asked you not to do all year? Well tonight’s the night! Get with it! Show your stuff! If we get through the next three nights without at least one person wetting their pants, I get to shame you ALL for the next year. Just make sure it isn’t me, got it?

[systlin]

Me, a Chaos Gremlin, working in the haunted former nunnery that had a small plot where the sisters were buried out back in the woods; Sisters, my new co-worker is an ass and I hate him, and if you fuck with him and freak him out I WILL splurge on roses for all your graves. 

Me again, one week later, setting roses out on graves; Excellent work sisters this is why we can be friends.