Nope

Are Tumblr bios even really a thing nowadays?

[thememedaddy]

[twocloudsinthesky]

One day when the centaurs are out drinking to celebrate winning a hard game(as evidenced by the fact that even Shane is tipsy) someone, probably Troy or Bood asks Shane if it doesn't bother him that even when theyre being all lovey-dovey Ilya still calls himself the best hockey player ever and Shane is just drunk enough to confess that one time while trying to be romantic Ilya called him the best and he was so turned off he had Ilya promise to never do it again(with the sole exception being sexy affirmations time but the team doesn't need to know that). They suspected it before but now everyone is 100% sure hockey is foreplay for them

[livelaughlovedjungelskog]

troy and harris would propose at the same time but only because whoever was the person being proposed to thought their ring looked a little to similar to the one hiding in their basket. they planned to have a nice picnic at the orchard before the cold weather really kicked in. harris had a feeling troy would propose but didn't know he was planning on doing it the same day as he was going to and harris wanted troy to be proposed to too so after looking at a few jewelry shops and looking online he finds it. its a really simple silver band but its engraved on the outside with apple blossoms and varying vines, its generally very beautiful and its part of a simple androgynous wedding and engagement band collection at a small jeweler just outside ottawa. however troy went to the same spot to look for a ring for harris so when he stumbles across this beautiful simple ring that have flowers all over it he knows its the one. the problem is they bought the same ring 😭 so thats how they end up proposing at the same time with the same exact rings completely on accident

[aidashakur]

Heavily fuck w the lovey dovey shit… love being someone’s baby

[hollanov-ann]

[troy-barrett-love]

You know what is my absolute favourite thing in fanfic currently?

Troy having real friends who love him and support him and accept him for who he actually is. Him just hanging out with any of the Centaurs is literally top tear content.

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya laughed about Shane folding his clothes during their first hookup but that laughter died right in his throat when Shane Hung-ander pulled his panties down to reveal a genuine 9-incher

[1five1two]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vibalent]

I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway

[bitchass97]

I’d love to see Cliff Marlow come to the Cens for the vibes. Like idc how he gets there, he’s here now. I feel like he’d be really close with Wyatt and Bood (maybe also fanon Dykstra, idk I could seem them both going camping or something). Ilya would be thrilled of course, but Shane might be hesitant until Cliff decks a guy for looking at him sideways. He then sees the merit in having an attack dog that isn’t Ilya

This is me pushing my Marlow x Hollander x Rozanov agenda if that wasn’t clear

[celesteiscute]

not to talk about irl sports in the heated rivalry sphere but i’m thinking shane going to the centaurs will be like shohei ohtani going to the dodgers. suddenly they’re collecting the best players in the league out of spite and now everyone’s accusing them of “ruining hockey/baseball” but if yall had just treated these boys correctly you’d have a super team. so based on real life precedent marlow is 100% headed to ottawa and winning a cup with them.

ilya can be freddie or mookie in this model

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[anneemay]

[nyancrimew]

this is GREAT two sentence horror actually

[jewelcoatfish]

jumping on the skip divorce bandwagon i think shane and ilya finds out through one morning waking up and receiving 5 (anonymous and named) emails wishing either of them happiness and they are sorry for the divorce and they just stare at each other like?? no?? we didn’t??? and when they go on social media to look into that expecting tmz or buzzfeed cropping a picture the wrong way again and they found that it was skip and those bastards apparently just confuse hockey gay couples?? which is funny, in hindsight, and eric bennet and troy probably received their share of emails too. but shane and ilya just individually craft their own emails to scott and schedule them to send 3 business hours apart so it doesn’t rub salt into his wounds (shane’s incentive)

[mina-logan]

idk if you've been asked this before, but where do you get the references for your nsfw studies? or do you just come up with them with your own beautiful mind

Yes my brain but also sometimes uh—

“Other online sources”

Know what I mean?

[googledocsdyke]

cathal kelly, the globe and mail

[googledocsdyke]

@gaysie

[anachilles]

troy getting a tooth knocked out during a game and being immediately self conscious and worrying that it'll turn harris off, or that he wont think he's hot anymore, etc.

harris giving him an incredulous look when he vocalises this worry. wastes no time in pointing out just how formative the "being swept off his feet by a sexy, sweaty, aggressive hockey player who plays a dirty, physical game and doesn't give a fuck about it" fantasy was to his early sexual discovery.

then they fuck about it.

[niiightimebby]

I can’t stop thinking about Troy Barett like yes I love Hollanov. I love Ilya (my literal son) but TROY? I need to see and hear more of their bestieship. I need some solid scenes of him in S2.

[suchsitestoshow]

A Troy Barrett who whimpers and says thank you after every thrust can be so personal actually.

[izolda-gold]