† Bubblegum Bitch †

Female/20/questioning a little bored, a little lonely, a little sleepy

[acrolein]

Oof, you ever just wake up one day and you're 27 and you miss your life from when you were younger and all the online friends you now have no contact with?

Yeah, me too.

[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

one time my brother said that emotion wasnt interesting/good and it was too repetitive and ive never considered murder seriously until that moment

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

he turned it off mid album and i havent forgiven him since

[niceferatu]

I didn't realise that you meant the iconic Carly Rae Jepsen album and I just assumed he was talking about. the human experience of emotion

[audible-smiles]

so I got a letterboard

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[hobnob-69]

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

[hobnob-69]

Ignore me I’m on ketamine

[the-real-velma-dinkley]

I wish I had bones

[the-real-daphne-blake]

I wish I had ketamine

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[antique-scarecrow]

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[valtsv]

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[agent-flexas]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[goosebumpsslime]

No one:

Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goawfma]

“sorry to hear that” 💀💀💀💀💀

[hundondestiny]

she said if u got beef she’s a vegetarian i’m

[prawnlegs]

[cat-boots]

feelins

[lubricates]

solluxcaptorr:

When you thought you got over an issue but you actually just repressed it