Welcome To The Shitshow

Depressed millennial trying her best

[kosmogrl]

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

[pocketkris]

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

[pocketkris]

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

[mousidy]

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

[bisexualmindcabin]

Rewatched The Good Place for the first time since s4 dropped and. Oh my god. The Good Place said "people are a result of their environment but we always have a moral responsibility to be better" and The Good Place said "every day the world gets a little more complicated and it gets a little harder to be good" and The Good Place said "even in the face of total nihilism, when nothing you do will matter, you still have to at least try. Because trying is better than the alternative" and The Good Place said "if you have bills to pay and shit to deal with you don't have time or energy to become a better person" and then The Good Place really said "people get better when they get external love and support. How can we hold it against them when they don't " and THEN The Good Place really said "no one is irredeemable. Everyone can try to be better today than they were yesterday" AND THEN! The Good Place said "Heaven is just enough time with the people that you love" OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[anthyies]

this is so funny i

[cannibalchicken]

[jame7t]

Bouncing you like a bouncy ball

yay yay yay yay yay <- sound of me boauncing

[jame7t]

there is a sickening crunch and I say nothing ever again

[cursedpinterest]

[headspace-hotel]

[anxietyproblem]

[netherworldpost]

[lynati]

Oh

[nevercure]

why do so many people not realize that everyone on earth has at least two grandmas 

“visiting your grandma? but i thought she passed away-“ 

“no my other grandma" 

“oh did your grandpa remarry? or was she gay?“ 

like do you or do you not understand the concept of a family tree

[brunhiddensmusings]

swedish has a solution to this mor= mother far= father thus mormor= my mothers mother, and farmor= my fathers mother similarly morfar= my mothers father and farfar= my fathers father

[koivulehma]

Swedish is the only valid language

[spiroandthelacktones]

Because I’m adopted and my adopted parents got divorced and both remarried I actually have twelve grandparents

[nevercure]

youve become too powerful

[brunhiddensmusings]

summon the grandma horde

[alexisthenedd]

the mormorde 

[donniefinnerman]

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[adhd-vibes]

Hey just a reminder that thought crime doesn’t exist and pretending to have empathy is just as good as having it! You can be the world’s biggest dickhead in the privacy of your own mind and as long as you’re outwardly kind it literally Does Not Matter

i actually really needed to hear this. love this outlook, thank you.

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[bisexuallsokka]

my brother and i are tipsy and i started telling him about the twitter poll i was like “so people were voting for the best ship in avatar the last airbender” and he immediately started nodding and said “appa and momo”

[horreurscopes]

i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars

[horreurscopes]

god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99

[strongermonster]

they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”

but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.

[tairneanaich]

„Difficult“ the man is literally the only son of a bitch on the planet communicating fucking properly