Tick-Tock

Trans, he/they pronouns, asexual, grey-aromantic, call me Time.

[adashoftime]

I'm sick to death of myself

[suckmyassbitchh]

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

I used to hate using ‘love’ liberally. I felt it was a sacred word only to be used in very special occasions. Now that I’m older, I’ve come to the realization that love should be shared and felt and received with reckless abandon. Love these characters, love this food, love things in the moment, even if they may seem tiny and insignificant to others. I think it makes life a little more soft around the edges. 

[jedimasteramell]

Love is not a finite resource.

[mmcmarchive]

sigh

[khake-deactivated20200615]

the dude

[adashoftime]

Surprise! I'm not dead!

[haleyincarnate]

[adashoftime]

I haaaaaate myself

[userboxer]

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[crazy-jensenackles-fangirl]

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

[ewmartin-deactivated20140719]

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

[adashoftime]

I work so much i pretty much only exist on wednesday sorry lmao

[potatocrisp]

when a friend is sad but u suck at comforting people

[sleepingpigeon]

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

[fuegokingg]

I walk in the room

She mad

[greelin]

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment

[spratwurst]

Dragon Age: Inquisition, a summary 

[advicefromsurvivors]

Being abused can seriously affect your ability to distinguish between “not obviously pleased” and “obviously displeased” because abusers go from Neutral to Hostile for absolutely no discernible reason, and eventually you start worrying that everyone is going to be like that and you start feeling this urge to make absolutely sure that the people you actually care about aren’t mad or upset, because to you, “there’s no evidence that they’re not angry” is the same as “there’s evidence that they are angry”

[advicefromsurvivors]

I’ve heard this has been posted on facebook, so if any of y’all see it or have already seen it and remember where, I’d love to have a link to see how it’s spread.