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Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

graymooncult

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

maudit-innocent

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

cafecrygor-hermit

isabelle on november 4th: "oh! no new news to report today aha. but i did find a sock i lost awhile ago!!! thats nice :)"

isabelle on november 5th:

tamamita

Thanks

guerrillatech

menlove-archive

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

kaizykat

Lyrics:

Jeff found a genie in a bottle Who said, "I can give you anything you ask" "You can have your wishes three And a million more for free It's unlimited, just set me to the task."

Well, Jeff thought a while, Said, "I want houses, "I want boats, I want fancy modern art, I want tickets to the Met, I want my own private jet, And a rocket into space just for a start."

Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen His every wish bolted from the blue And folks all over town grew enamored, gathered 'round To admire the man whose wishes had come true

They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he's been set so far apart." "Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff who has everything! 'Cause his wishes are only at the start."

Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried He said, "Everybody's getting in my way." The genie smiled as before, "You've got a million wishes more. You can even give a bunch of them away."

Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet 'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more." "I am satisfied, so I wish that you would die So you cannot grant wishes anymore."

Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny 'Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command." And with an effervescent sigh, she disappeared before his eyes And no wishes were ever granted there again

So, let's hear it for the man who has everything! By good fortune he has set so far apart Yeah, let's hear it for Jeff, who's got everything! Every single fucking thing except a heart

wordsmithic

badjokesbyjeff

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger’s cat and Pavlov’s dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.

The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

themodernmaccabee

*inhale*

Jeff.

liberalsarecool

Vaccines work.

hubedihubbe

I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons

hubedihubbe

2016 rendition!

hubedihubbe

She finally has hands!

hubedihubbe

She’s on her way!

hubedihubbe

Wooshing that skirt a bit more!

hubedihubbe

Trying a softer approach!

hubedihubbe

Woosh that skirt some more

ailithnight

I feel like these things are extremely important for young artists to see.

catchymemes

sixpenceee

16 hour timelapse footage of Growing nervous system in a developing zebra fish embryo

Source : https://wellsbaum.blog/growing-nervous-system-in-a-developing-zebrafish-embryo/

HOW CRAZY IS THIS!!!

going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptoms

iamoutofideas

it's always the fucking symptoms

frogboydan

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

byjove

I, for one, do not want to stop wearing a mask. I often wander around stores slack jawed and dead eyed in amazement like a caveman who has just been released from a glacier and it’s a little less scary to the other patrons if they can’t see my mouth.

byjove

Under the mask I’m like: