Adventures of Mouse

[hijerking]

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

[nintendowii2011]

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

you climb that fuckin tree right now

[likes-dinos]

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

[the-place-where]

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[jadore-histoire]

Forever my queen

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[itsquietinsantafe2]

[bob-belcher]

me @ me after a bad decision

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *waking up from 7 year coma*: doctor.. please… may you update me on what is going on in the news… what has happened while i was asleep doctor: for your own good we’re putting you back into the coma

[thief-puppy21]

Happy couples don’t ruin TV shows. Writers who have no idea how to write for happy couples do.

HAPPY COUPLES DON’T RUIN TV SHOWS. WRITERS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE FOR HAPPY COUPLES DO.

[diabla91]

Same for comic books.

[actuallylorelaigilmore]

I need tickets for Brooks & Dunn. You got that, Parker?

[destinysfosterchild]

[997]

this specific article is so good im screamting

[cumpriest]

heres the link for those who want fo read it

[katswenski]

[gotham]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[homicidalbrunette]

[klubbhead]

GIRL WYD????? DUMP HIM.

[klubbhead]

I did some digging and found out why this dude went douchebag

She’s one of THOSE shoppers :P

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THO!!! Check this out!

I found their entire photoshoot (I think). They were a happy couple once:

D’awww

IT GETS BETTER THO

They TOTALLY had a 3some with that chick in the red dress at some point. 

Most (if not all) of their stock photos here

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The plot thickens.

[commanderspoon]

ur not a true fan until you know all of the lore

[the-vegan-muser]

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

[sorceringing]

cyan-biologist

[ayellowbirds]

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

[reallymadscientist]

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

[leslierevolution]

this fucking movie 

[lagonegirl]

me: i really need to talk this out with someone 

my anxiety: ur coming off needy. isolate urself and handle it. all u need is U!

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??