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[ID: Bluesky post by Ash Ponders that reads:

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Attached is a WhatsApp screenshot that reads:

Ash Ponders: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ponders: Are jaguar soft? Di Martino: They are very soft

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dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

andremichaux

Firefly | 1.13

deepdwellingsteamboat

FIREFLY 2002 – 2003・1x03 Bushwhacked

importantcatpics

dandylion-s

Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.

my-dailydreams

tchaikovskaya

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

tchaikovskaya

I mean. Just devastating 😭

tchaikovskaya

creepymutelilbugger

condensedvaporwave

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

condensedvaporwave

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

theprofessional-amateur

I gotta add this one

travalicious

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

frogblast-the-ventcore

jackdaw-kraai

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

deseos-de-la-via-lactea

source

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat

purpleisdebeste

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

purpleisdebeste

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

purpleisdebeste

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥