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Damian and Jon co-parenting/babysitting the hyperactive daughter of Wonder Woman is the best thing that has ever happened to me idc

Also, Jon's 'Honey, I'm home!'

[Wonder Woman (2023)]

#they’re so fucking funny godddddd #‘four to sixteen siblings’ is so real poor dami #lizzie is so cute and sweet too i loved her here #damian wayne #lizzy prince #jon kent #superboy #robin #dc comics

angelwasnothere

Day 6. Jason Rescues Dick from a Spiked Drink

#hey look it’s my favorite genre: jason realizing dick’s fucked in the head #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #fanart

My parents: what do you want for your bday?

My broke ass: sushi and a haircut 🥺🙏

#why is it that when hair grows out the layers disappear #like?????#where did they go #the scone speaks

Every time I see a “Jason merked by crowbar” edit I’m going to post about Dick getting beaten by a bat in front of Bruce

#a real ‘you may have done this first but i really made it stick’ situation with dick and jay #ykw this is a hill i AM willing to die on #i am going to make this my thing #dick grayson #dc comics

shitpostingkats

If you heard "Batman has four sons", you'd be forgiven for thinking that each of those sons has three brothers. But that's a rookie mistake. Dick is the only one of them who actually has three brothers, and that's because he put in the work for it, thank you very much. Jason has one brother (Dick), and two kids that his dad had after he moved out (Tim and Damian). Damian actually ping pongs between acknowledging Tim and Jason as his brothers, and thinking they don't count because they're not related to him, but regardless of how he feels about those two he is always related to Dick, Dick just isn't always his brother. So Damian can vary wildly from having three brothers to two brothers to zero brothers.

Tim is literally only brothers to Dick. The other two are his annoying coworkers.

#correct #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dc comics

shitpostingkats

I'm so sorry Dick Grayson but the period of time where Bruce was dead is literally peak Dick Grayson era. Dad is dead. One brother threw himself off a cliff to avoid going to therapy. The other one is having a genuine mental breakdown in europe and blowing up warehouses. There's a body double of his dead dad running around threatening to destroy the carefully constructed house of lies. He has to look after a murderous ten year old with a sword. People keep asking him about how to run a multibillion dollar company. He's trying his best even though this is literally the thing he's been most afraid of since he was ten years old. He's not good enough and everyone can tell. On top of all that he's getting sensory issues from having to wear a cape.

Man having every single bad day a person can possibly have happen to him simultaneously.

#it’s genuinely so good #put that man in the torture nexus it’s good for him #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dickbats #dc comics

akaanmo

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

#tim drake #bernard dowd #dc comics #timbern #fanart

I'm rereading Thread the Needle and, now I'm not so focused on being happy about more fic to read, I'd just like to say WHAT THE FUCK, TIM!

(Also Damian, but less so)

Gosh, He was pissing me off.

I'm never one to usually ask authors to add things into their stories, but I'm BEGGING to see a confrontation between Tim and Jason where Jason reveals everything Tim didn't notice in the cabin and we get to see his reaction.

xx

Don't worry, it's coming. A lot's coming. A lot more than people probably expect, actually. I just have to write it 😭

(Also can I be honest? I NEVER expected this much Tim hate. I think I messed up somewhere lmao)

#the scone speaks #tim's logs: cabin days

You know Bruce in The Batman (2022) is an out-of-touch naive billionaire because he didn’t even think to look into the Renewal funds to understand why Gotham was eating itself alive despite his family’s supposed city assistance until the Riddler showed up

#like bruce man c’mon how was that not one of your ongoing investigations to help the city #bruce wayne #batman #the batman #dc movies

Been stuck on a broken-down train in the middle of nowhere for over an hour now bc my mom demanded my presence to do something this weekend I already planned, with her, to do in two weeks. And it’s just like. This is shit that would happen to Tim Drake because of Bruce. Tim would absolutely plan to return to the manor at a specific date/time for something preplanned withe Bruce and Bruce would still make him change plans randomly just bc. And Tim would do it. Because it’s Tim. And somehow end up stranded in buttfuck nowhere on a train because that’s just how life is for him sometimes. Just like me fr 😔

#someone help me I haven’t eaten in nearly five hours bc this train ride was only supposed to take less than an hour and a half #and i don’t wanna spend money bc i gotta pay rent 🥲#also #don’t get it twisted bruce would do this to any of his children #but tim just gives such pathetically ridiculous ‘wrong place wrong time’ energy #the scone speaks

asphodelis

superhero suit glove-sleeve connection design showerthought

#oh now this is a cool design #i always wonder what actually goes under superhero suits #nightwing #dc comics #fanart

arunneronthird

#dick being an out of touch adult not knowing/understanding anime is funny but it’s infinitely funnier if he’s just ragebaiting him lmao #damian wayne #dick grayson #dc comics #fanart

hood-ex

#danny phantom and spiderman and miraculous lady bug for some reason #get them out of there!!!!#dc comics

Removing the words “that” and “had” from the majority of your writing will elevate it instantaneously. Ask me how I know. Ask. Me.

#and once you start you’ll never be able to not notice it in other writing #if anyone is wondering why my editing process takes me so. damn. long.#the scone speaks #writing

timdrakelonghairtruther

I uhhhh

#tw flashing #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #videos

faiyaart

Robins are much more similar to each other than they seem

* Dick had more conflicts than people remember.

#school must have been so difficult for dick to adjust to at first #i’m obsessed with his early school days #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #dc comics #fanart

You are a blessing on this world and your writing is the best thing that has ever happened to me I will pay you to keep writing side pieces for Tim's logs cabin days

(I've just read Thread the Needle and it was everything to me)

I mean…if you’re offering 👀

(But seriously tho I’m so glad you liked Thread the Needle and more is indeed incoming. Very soon, actually. Hopefully.)

#the scone speaks #tim’s logs: cabin days

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