A Burned Scone In A Cookie World

She/Her | 🏳️‍🌈 | ‘99 My ao3: midnight_madness0615

[burned-scones]

About to step into the Snyderverse for the first time ever to see if it’s as bad as everyone says it is

[burned-scones]

At this point I don’t think coffee and energy drinks are enough I need to inject 5 hour energy straight into my veins

[duplexbiscuit]

what is justice?

Redraw of these two panels

[burned-scones]

I can not believe my first original post on this blog to hit 1,000 notes is because I had Batman make a “your mom” joke and Jason complain about a wedgie

[maangoes]

one time donna saw a facebook marketplace listing for a lenox spice village at half price and she told roy who was laying next to her in bed at the time and roy was like babe that's definitely a scam but she did not want to believe him and he was like donna please don't give this person $150 you're going to be so sad and she got out of bed and locked herself in the bathroom to avoid his probably true statements and sent dick 10 voice notes about the situation and he sent 10 back detailing his nigh incomprehensible take (had not slept in 52 hours) and she started bargaining with the person who was definitely a scammer over DM and roy started knocking on the door saying please come out you can buy the spice village i just need to pee

[dictearchive]

little lian with uncle dick ⭐️

[aliteralchicken]

I know everyone always goes on about the pants and I think the bo staff and the updated Robin symbol itself are massive additions to the lore but I think Tim drakes greatest contribution to the Robin mantle was putting black on the cape that shit slaps

[aliteralchicken]

yeah thanks for being the first sidekick to get a solo fully putting Robin in the hero spotlight rather than just a sidekick or a teammate role and reclaiming Robin as a queer icon after seduction of the innocent did years of damage and all that but have you considered fun little cape and matching black boots being so very slay

[starcrossedconverse]

and i don't even like alfred pennyworth. i mean. he's Fine. he's Okay. sure i've read hundreds of comics with him but i still dunno that i have the best grasp of his character. i like him as a duo playing off tim or something, but he's straight up nasty to bruce like ALL the time. he abandons the guy with abandonment issues constantly!! and fandom pretends he's a lovable old man that has never done anything wrong and parents The Robins (tm) because bruce is Evil doesn't know how to be Nice (or he's too Nice and enables the kids bad behavior). as if alfred isn't the biggest enabler in the world and then gets mad at the behavior that he encouraged. like he's fine. from a narrative standpoint. but idekkkkk

[dickgraysonsptsd]

[burned-scones]

UPDATE FOR TIM’S LOGS

Just wanted to give an update on Tim’s Logs for anyone anticipating the last chapter and wondering if I’ve just stopped writing/disappeared.

IT’S COMING I SWEAR!

I have the last chapter almost half way done and two side pieces in the work but life circumstances has made my free time dip to literally like…an hour or two a day if I’m lucky.

It’s slow going but I plan on getting the chapter out NO LATER than mid-August.

Thank you for your patience and I’m so sorry it’s taking so much longer.

[timdrakelonghairtruther]

Batfam where everything is what you typically come across except instead of Jason calling Tim 'pretender' or 'replacement' he just calls him a larper

[cyrwrites]

Bhahahahhahaha

[notyournoma]

[burned-scones]

Besides the obvious objectifying and dehumanization combo ploy to piss off Batman, on account of seeing Nightwing called “the pretty blue thing in Bludhaven”, I ​do love the idea that no one knows what Nightwing is to Batman so they say shit like that

[hood-ex]

Dick got called pretty again.

Detective Comics #1111

[ntshastark]

other comic sites for fellow rco orphans (check out the reblog, tumblr seems to be hiding the other post from the tags)

[ntshastark]

Read online:

readcomicsonline.ru

readcomiconline.xyz

readfreecomicsonline.com

zipcomic.com

comics-online.org

Download:

comics-all.com

getcomics.info

newcomic.info

@themasterpostlibrary

@thecomiclibrary

Bonus paid option:

globalcomix.com

(i'd never heard of this site before but from what i've found it's fully legal. It has a subscription model, but you can also buy comics individually and there's a bunch of free stuff too, mostly from small creators)

ETA:

a lot of people on the notes have also recommended

batcave.biz (despite the name, it's not just batman or dc or even superhero comics)

and there was some complaining about ads, so i'm also gonna rec

ublock origin (adblock for firefox)

orion (browser with adblock for ios and macos)

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

Wow, Jason Todd got blown up in a building? Damn, that’s just like what happened to Mia Dearden when some supervillain guy caused trouble.

Of course, Mia survived, because built different. Shame about that Jason guy.

[benbamboozled]

[benbamboozled]

@tumblingxelian

True BUT have you considered…lying!

[burned-scones]

You go for too long without reading comics so you start to miss them and pick one to read and you read like yeah this is great until you’re reminded why you don’t like comics and so you stop reading for a while but then you go for too long without reading comics so you start to miss them and pick one to read—