[kosmogrl]

[jenny-holzer]

[stroebe2]

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20]

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

[savasbitti]

[rogersandclarke]

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[kittysneezes]

I like this article because it’s not what you think it is.

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[crying-b1tchxx]

fuck bras, let our titties being free and out, “i can see ur nipples”, no way Sherlock, u have got them too btw

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[peopleofazeroth]

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

I love titty muscles on men. He breasted boobily to the gym

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[cilantrhoes]