Random blog who occasionally posts own crap - ISTP

[aiklya]

Millennia birthday art from a mutual. Posting here for ao3 imagehosting purposes :))

[aiklya]

another ao3 art set for a fic i'm writing based on a mutuals wonderful art of Calcharo as a kindergarten teacher

[footlongdingledong]

rarely do i repost things and especially from shittr but this video is shutting down core partsof my mental processing i think

[eebie]

THIS TWEET

[nyanbinarygollum]

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[bytdwd-deactivated20160724]

The innovation. Shoutout to engineering oh and flower pots and shit.

[mermaiden-musings-blog]

I need to do this, itty bitty fairy gardens 💜🔮💜

[lavenderwaterwitch]

such pretty gardens 🌿💜😻

[femdommunismforthemasses-deacti]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Magdeburg Unicorn

[mikkeneko]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hacash]

someone at the marketing department had a little too much fun with this

[villainessbian]

a challenger

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[vsemily]

[to-orrr]

cats 🌸

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[the-sacred-now]

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

[the-sacred-now]

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

[the-sacred-now]

Uh oh

Is what she said when I immediately reached for my phone and opened Tumblr instead of responding

[the-sacred-now]

@everything-you-feel-is-real I know by tumblr tradition that I'm to say "impossible, my posts never blow up like that," or "please don't do this to me."

But I feel in my bones that you are right. If this is to be my wife's moment of glory, I am willing to suffer notification overload, that the world may know she is funny. #MyFunnyWife

[jellogram]

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

[jellogram]

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO

Behemoth

[bix46]

I saw the opposite of this horse

[shadowerrata]

HONSE & hrse

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[thadeeliv]

found one

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet