Janaina Medeiros
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almost home
ē„ę„ / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
Origami Around
DEAR READER
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Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@akalei
āYouāve been wearing black too long.ā
āNo one can make you feel inferior without your consent.ā
āIf you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you; remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.ā āSir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!ā āPerhaps... but it's in your eyes.ā
Manā¦ no one does it quite like Jo.
the homies: ok itās your turn to pick a movie for movie nightĀ
me:
The iron hand of Gƶtz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640Ć360]
points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a āwarrior poetā -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass
I canāt believe youād make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase ālick my assā
This is so relatable, Iām dying.
āwhy would i do thatā because the less-bad person will kill fewer people, you fucking idiot.
You shouldnāt date or become serious friends/partners with someone if you canāt stomach the thought of being stuck in a car or train with them for 16 hours.
Hereās my logic:
You should be able to work together to solve unexpected problems like fixing a flat tire or getting lost in an unfamiliar station
You should feel comfortable and safe enough around this person that you can sit in comfortable silence
You should be able to keep each other interested and deal with each others boredom in a healthy way
If youāre gonna form a long term partnership with someone you should probably be able to tolerate each other while locked in a small box for a few hours
These tags are hilarious even though I donāt think you intended them to be.
*pulls European closer* The most populous countries in the world are China, India, the United States, Indonesia, Pakistan, Nigeria, and Brazil in that order, with these seven nations alone making up 48.16% of the world population. You may note with the aid of a map that many of these nations are quite large, and would take several days of travel to go across either in cars or on boats. Almost half of the world's population lives in places where you can travel in a cramped vehicle for days and still be within the country. Your worldview is limited and Europe is a tiny outlier in travel time and standards for international relations.
Modern Sherlock Holmes but heās a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.
Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like
Watson: āMy roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.ā
Person: āThis reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldnāt turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of piā
Watson: āIāll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.ā
Epistolary Sherlock Holmes told through Watsonās social media posts about his unhinged roommate
Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed
as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so itās totally awesome! shake it up so itās got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker
Look, reanimation is a Process, okay
āReanimation is a processā is a sentence that just makes me want to play a Necromancer as a very deadpan Build-A-Bear employee.
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when heās had nightmares or he canāt sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks Iām always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
youāre the kind of friend everyone needs
I think that since its been a year since I made this post its time for an update. In the past year Iāve watched this post grow and grow, people I work with have told me about it as āthis post I saw the other dayā and they have no idea itās my post. The person I wrote this about has even reblogged it. He is no longer texting me at 4am. Not because we no longer speak but because the nightmares have stopped. He and I both are in a much better place. Most often the only times heās waking me up at 4am is when heās pulling me closer to him while we sleep. Heās more than a friend now and Iām forever thankful to have him. Everyone messaged me saying he was lucky to have me but I think I was just as lucky to have him and I would do it all over.
"But 22 episodes is too much to binge in one session!"
Perhaps we should not consume our entertainment like an eating disorder.
Have something to look forward to every thurday for half a year. A week to build up excitement and theories between episodes (or to yk, be too busy to watch). Time to create art about it.
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What's with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I'm shy š¤
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to blast you with the orchestra until you're as deaf as he is, it's Beethoven.
If it sounds like the composer might be a vampire, it's Bach.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to set the violins on fire, it's Vivaldi.
If it sounds like the composer is trying to shoot you, it's Tchaikovsky.
If it sounds like the composer is mansplaining to you, it's Wagner.
If it sounds like the composer is making fun of you, it's Mozart.
If it sounds like the composer is being a father figure to the music itself, it's Haydn
If it sounds like the composer is playing Star Wars 60 years early, it's Holst
If it sounds like the composer is trying to incite a riot, it's Stravinsky
Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.
Oh, this is what it's like to time travel.
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like āhahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.ā
I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.
We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like ācan you move the bookmark off the screenā bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like āhuh. what the hell?? wellā¦alright.ā
No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.
I was born in the late nineteen hundreds
only nineteen hundreds kids will remember these
normal brain: I'm a '90s kid
big brain: I was born in the late nineteen hundreds
giant brain: I arose from the final years of the 20th century
galaxy brain: I was brought into this world amongst the dying breaths of the second millennium AD, and grew amidst the warmth of its ashes
born some decades before the Calamity
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit iāve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it tooĀ
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.Ā
āPathetic. Ā You canāt even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?ā
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more āwoahā
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is theĀ āI know itās the Metsā qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts withĀ āsorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUTā
Yāall have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
Theyā¦they just blew up a fucking birdā¦
Ballās dead. Birdās dead. Iām dead
World Heritage Post
personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this manās house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird
He does photography now, and I guess just in case youāre booking him wondering āis it that Randy Johnson?ā ā¦ hereās his logo:
I'm just going to leave this here
Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity
This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with todayās internet
The three gods of Chaos meet up to party once more before the end of the human world.
The best part of this vid is the fact that they spent enough time out dancing in the streets for the sun to go down completely
