Because of Reasons

40, he/him, transmasc disabled dumbfuck. Here you can find some random shit in no particular order. Fandoms may vary.

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated19190]

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

[grimark]

did you see they made jane prentiss from the magnus archives real

this is the correct way to feel about having a wasp's nest in your house.

[grimark]

oh fuck you were not kidding

[manyblinkinglights]

#Two months on‚ Rothney is in a co-working arrangement with the nest‚#which is now more than a metre tall and swallows an entire bookshelf of ring binders.#owns. of course they feel safe around her bc she is a queen

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[cosmicretreat]

State of Wyoming Hereford - CF Payne (2025)

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[ashleeabutton]

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

[70sscifiart]

John Schoenherr’s cover art for The N.E.S.F.A Index: Science Fiction Magazines and Original Anthologies 1975

[nighttimerebel13]

The sauce on this man. Absolute sauce.

From 2026 Wacken EMP vid!

[thememedaddy]

[hollowedskin]

Why is he wearing a business suit

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[thememedaddy]

[amnhnyc]

Behold the giant otter (Pteronura brasiliensis). Of the 14 living otter species known to science, this one is the biggest. Growing up to 5.6 ft (1.7 m) long, this mustelid can reach weights of 70 lbs (32 kg)! It inhabits parts of South America's Orinoco, Amazon, and La Plata river systems, where it lives in groups of up to 20 members. It feeds on fish, crustaceans, and even caiman.

Photo: Charlesjsharp, CC BY-SA 4.0, Wikimedia Commons

[slavicafire]

chicken portal upon ye. rejoice

[raisedbyspiders]

The second Dishonored compilation. The first one is here.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[faraway-ant]

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

[tubes-the-ann]

wow, how profishional... @alleesaur I wanted to draw something for u during artfight but I didn't make it in time, so I'm drawing something now lol

[alleesaur]

friiiiick i just had to draw them too, thank you for the awesome arts