AlbRose

[catsharkie-old]

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible

[albroses]

Dilfified walter white exasparated as 5 Jesse Pinkmans join the Avengers. Cringefail Fbi agent and Stingy Lazytown who hears the voices if his sins are befuddled

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[n0vascotia]

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

[aircraftsillustrated1976-deacti]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[yumebfdotcom]

Hotel Transylvania

[hellothepixel]

im sorry the what

[missjukebox8bit]

this one

[koth-harvest-final]

the current meme is based on the following which is based on that one

which i assume is from tumblr based on how one of the panels is lifted from that "its ok i am a lesbo" picture

[hellothepixel]

So the timeline is

- I am lesbo

- I'm stuff

- i am lesbo x I'm stuff fusion

- transfem Jonathan and transmasc mavis

[missjukebox8bit]

as far as anyone can tell this is the original “I am a lesbo” image, for the record

[astrathepasta]

I'm sobbing oh my god

[queerlilacroses]

I heard...now don't shoot the messenger but this is the og I am gay tho

[redwyverndht]

Why the fuck is it woody and bolt

WHY THE FUCK IS IT WOODY AND BOLT

[biraptor123]

Wait why does Dracula refer Joanne as *his* daughter?

[gemstone-gynoid]

if your child marries someone, that partner becomes your daughter-in-law or son-in-law. 

[handhond]

[aquilacalvitium]

There is

So much going on here

[delta-domine]

This is like an archeological dig site but the philosophers are still alive and talking

[pythosblathers]

Did not realize people couldn't see these blanks on bsky if they didn't have an account, so here they are! I'll post any new ones I make or updates to these here instead from now on.

[barblaz-arts]

Human AU except my favorite angels are into women older than them

[aceynk]

ok holy shit i was looking up the number 1289 because i got it in that wikigacha game. apparently it is what is called an "evil number". so obviously i have to check that out.

ok so. i guess that makes them evil. but apparently the counterpart to these numbers are called. the fucking "odious numbers".

so. integers have two choices. they can either be evil or yucky. that's really awesome

[sailatina3]

There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

[exo-appreciation]

[march-gay-shipping-madness]

SEMI-FINALS:

Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna) (RWBY) vs. Mittens (Marckus/Kitten) (Hunter: The Parenting)

Bumbleby

Mittens

Voting ended onMar 24

[dhulfaqar]

You broke it even more

[sawed-on-shotgun]

why does it say you reblogged this from me

[dhulfaqar]

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE STOP TOUCHING IT

[sawed-on-shotgun]

AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[littlegrayram]

I have never seen a post that is so new and so broken at the same time. Once in a lifetime oppurtunity

[drawerbread]

don't turn around (please turn around)

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[eviltoxicmosssauce]

"i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism" <- trite, overdone, equates feminism to prudishness and is thus concerning to feminism in itself

"i want him in a way that is concerning to medical science" <- well now we're getting somewhere.

[pin-poo]

first kisses (/nsx)

[grillmasterxbbq]

[lumsel]

it's very funny that you can have penis in your g-rated game but only if its a culturally significant penis. another penis would bump the rating up but this one is special. it doesnt count.

[emfrots]