Antebellum

It's Alex :) Well it might not be. It's Becky setting up Alex's account... confused? same, but Filled with Sherlock, Doctor Who, Youtubers and quite often cats

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[spooky-darth-blog]

Well fuck you too.

[askradicalgoodspeed]

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

[wizcoylifa]

pokemon aint real hows that answer

[hearteyem0ji]

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

[april-ham--lincon-blog]

[february-deactivated20160722]

t-shirts I own: 70 t-shirts I wear: 10 t-shirts I’m willing to give up: 0

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mateytatey]

when nandos gets too cheeky

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

[djfrenchoniondip-deactivated202]

Time to fuck a blender

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

wait no

[zymphe]

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

[madeonstuck-deactivated20140307]

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

[geek-in-a-box]

theme parks. just. theme parks.

[samielcastiel]

but u have to pay for theme parks

[victorysunshine-blog-blog]

that’s the adult part

[santhipoma]

son of a bitch

[tpt-moved]

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

I know where we’re going guys

[currentlyhungryaf]

when your conversation with someone isn’t progressing anywhere

[embelish-deactivated20170922]

but you wanna keep talking

[bardapologist]

i work at a movie theater and yesterday i misspoke and asked someone if they wanted butter on their ice 

[bardapologist]

best part of which was that they turned to the person accompanying them and repeated “do you want butter on your ice” and DID NOT REALIZE

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

[womanontheedgeoftyne-blog]

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

[blockie]

that vagina-owner feel

[polis-and-recreation]

If anybody was wondering whether racism still exists, just know that after the small town of Parma, Missouri elected its first black mayor, 85% of its police force quit in protest.  This happened last week. (x)

[a-spoon-is-born]

A Black woman,Tyrus Byrd, was elected mayor. To be precise.

[demitriii]

may i ALSO add that there were only 6 officers in the town already… 5 of 6 officers resigned after hearing about Ms. Byrd being the new town mayor.

[jawndraper-deactivated20180116]

“kylie jenner is 17 and just bought a 2.1 million dollar house what are you doing with your life?”

going to school…working a minimum wage job…wondering if my mom is making white or yellow rice for dinner because i wasnt born into wealth and power…

[hitrecord]

“Village at Night”

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Valley in Ping Mountain屏山, Hefeng county鹤峰县, China. The water there is so clear that the boat is like floating in the air. X

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[fugdamatriarchy-deactivated2018]

Fight the power

[nevereveveverland]