god’s spiritual son

basil i’m sad please paint my undying youth

[snowywarmthkuya]

chefs kiss...? 😳 no way.... do they? seriously....? 😳

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[palebluewallsandlightningbugs]

Trying to figure out if my mom is actually toxic and manipulative or if I’m just crazy….

[dreamy-bi-disaster]

I wish we were closer. I wish we didn’t have to wait so long until then

[of-mushrooms-and-men]

if we go to a fair be prepared for i will try to win every prize for you

[lgbtincomics]

Hellblazer: Rise and Fall #3

[achesspiece]

*bites your neck but in a bro way*

[icarus-died-laughing]

haha, nerd (im in love with you)

[achesspiece]

Vampire boyfriend who wears glasses not because he needs them (vampirism gives him super eyesight) but because he knows you have a thing for guys in glasses

[hadleyfrasergender]

guys who wear glasses are fruity as fuck. like what do you need glasses for? to have them tenderly adjusted for you? to see other guys?

[olivelinen]

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

[urie]

im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

business majors be like damn i have a human rights violation due tomorrow

[sombrekisses]

These sounded poetic together :)

[arandomthot]

“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

[morganoperandi]

They were just so caught up in the euphoria of seeing their friend that, for a minute, they lived in this world where catcalling didn’t exist.

[grox]

Ive never solved a rubicks cube its fine. Im fine. Im happy and I will live a long and peaceful and prosperous life.

[satyriconmp3]

i am in severe distress. i am vibing. i am king of the world. i am bored. i am lost at sea. i am making coffee. i am foraging in the forest. i am making tea. i am chasing pigeons. i am napping in a chair

[utopians]

I deserve to have a body horror mode. Like I should have a second form that’s just really bad to look at