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Trans girl. I like metal. I make the noises. I love halo. also computer nerd. the stereotypes are true lol. ! minor !

[alexis-tnc]

We worship buster odeholm in this house.

[ririwithrice]

orgle borgle wiggle woo

boogus woogus chiminy snoogus

[fairycosmos]

it's ok for me to have bad taste and be corny. you however

[catrocity-hidden]

tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[forchristsakeisthereausername-d]

Gotta get that good luck

[slimy-soda-jerk]

Why not?

[masterfat-chubby]

Cool

[jestermawz]

Pupper of good luck lol

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the reason why the minecraft movie is getting mixed reviews is because jack black doesn't sing "I am placing blocks and shit cause I'm in fucking minecraft"

[treecitysessions]

Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant

[kendallroyjenner]

[logan3ds]

Posting babygirl Cloud to cleanse my soul

[sparkling-vynegar-deactivated20]

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged babygirl Cloud seven times in a row.

[mangonetics]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[killhitleragain]

[samusisnotasextoy]

A mirror breaks

[drewmwalker]

That wasn’t a very joyful hour

[awakentrashpanda]

Removing the monitor does not turn off the computer 

[emo-gremlin-deactivated20260415]

Local man goes to hospital after witnessing the effects of mankind’s machinations on innocent souls, and falling off a building.

[puppet-string]

Love is death and death is love

Dreams come to life

[frankiefridayyy]

HOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPEHOPE

[afriendofblahaj]

wheat field =^.^=

[eightglass]

Three-way timeline split

[artemis-dawn8]

dragon die

[greg-jar-mp3]

Dont know the end

[scp-threats-is-back]

Would you rather: be with the one you love, or chase adventure and comic secrets?

[itscazforshort]

uhhh dragon kill it nothing happens

[transfem-user]

Fight machine and die

[level30lawn]

talk to your friends

[machathemany]

Also a mirror breaks

[lunaxio]

giant moon squid dies

[trugthony-the-coffee-wizard]

Beating the shit out of a mustached child.

[elliotstalksprite]

the fish has returned home

[premamelody]

embodiment of anguish dies amen let’s go home kids

[onceuponabreeze]

we lead the undisputed global hegemon with unrealistic insane leads in everything

[cryoverkiltmilk]

That one fucking dog shows up again.

[small-witch-big-hat]

You are filled with

D E T E R M I N A T I O N

[sourcreammachine]

you kill your therapist

[beebascloset]

She’s a woman now

[mersinia]

The universe speaks.

[crowthekiller]

pop music plays because you killed a bear

[rhode-island-empire]

Pop music plays because you killed a dragon and saved the world from being enveloped in darkness

[satan-offical]

Mushrooms are still taking over

[asexual-official]

Man gets a conscience

[bone-enjoyers]

They all learn to either not be evil or just die

[scp-stuff-is-pog]

He didn’t die.

[thegreatlazule]

Mom said it’s MY turn to have a moth inside me!!!

[alexis-tnc]

Objective: Survive

[tardisman14]

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

[byz-was-here]

THEY WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO FINISH THE PITCH BEFORE I TELL EM I’M IN

[mothnem]

Recruiter: Hello, I'm with the Muppets and...

Me: Where do I sign?

[lightningcrashes]

for a website supposedly full of perverts most of you aren't perverted enough

[queencaitlin135]

Well, I'm busy...I've got Minecraft and stuff ..

[lightningcrashes]

fuck an enderman or something

[loveridden1999]

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately