Aliens are crabby sometimes...

but other times, they are just crabs. she/her, 30s, multifandom like whoa

[taxlesstitties]

what the FUCK was Tchaikovsky thinking when he wrote the pas de deux for the sugar plum fairy????dude wrote that first buildup and then he fucking edges you with some fakeout crescendo that sounds absolutely amazing. then boom, you think he’s going in for his big finish, he’s got that second moment where all the instruments are coming together and it sounds otherworldly but he’s like WAIT hoes I ain’t even finished yet. then BOOM he hits you with the most magical, transcendent, beautiful fucking note change after that third buildup and MY GOD!!!! it’s just too good. Tchaikovsky, that absolutely madman. I know the Russians were tripping the fuck out in the ballet when he dropped this. just,,MUAH perfection!!!

[lokiqueer]

@jostencredible

[cuthalions]

Some things don’t change.

[silverstark]

tags by @over-the-misty-mountains

#god Wei Ying loves him so much#his expressions here are like the epitome of ‘the things that used to annoy you become endearing as hell when you grow to love the person’#like he just loves lan zhan so much and now he loves those things too bc they’re so aggressively peak lan zhan#maybe annoy is the wrong word. more like ‘stuff he used to think was silly’

[aureliegomez]

Roy Mustang & Riza Hawkeye

[recapitulation]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: leading tone

Rating: G

Chapters: 4/4 

Words: 30,418 

Summary: 

The first time you touch someone you’re fated to love, you leave a mark on their skin. If they will love you in return, they’ll mark you where you touched them. The deeper the color, the deeper the connection.

Wei Ying has no marks at all.

[greedyforlove]

[silentwalrus1]

Most shonen heroes: I can't hit a woman because they're DELICATE and it's ~DISHONORABLE~ Ed: I can't hit a woman because she dodged all my attacks and then kicked my ass. I have six examples. Every woman I know can and will kill me without hesitation.

Ed and Al “Afraid Of Women, But In, Like, The Mortal Peril Way, Not The Anxiety Way” Elric

[val-the-princess]

Is Madeline Canonically Trans?

Well, yeah, of course she is.

[val-the-princess]

"So maybe if you’re a cis person and you personally relate to Madeline, you shouldn’t feel like we pulled one over on you. Instead, you could take this as evidence that trans and cis feelings aren’t so different, that the chasm between transness and cisness isn’t such a wide gulf, and that most of the ways that trans existence are alien to you are the result of unjust social othering and oppression"

[impossibletruths]

A Matter of Technicality

In his defense—not that he needs one, of course, because he’s done nothing wrong, technically, for the most part, but if he did he’d have this one ready, just in case—Jingyi started it.

Jin Ling comes up with a foolproof plan to repair his uncles’ relationship. Unfortunately, his uncles can be very, very stupid.

Sometimes your jokey crack idea takes on a life of its own and you end up writing a fic about Jin Ling and the junior squad lovingly meddling with Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian’s relationship. Credit to @niehuaisangsfan for putting this concept out into the world and also into my head. I would like to apologize.

Jin Ling-centric feat. junior squad shenanigans, the technicalities of transmigration, Wei Wuxian’s questionable culinary preferences, Jiang Cheng making an attempt, nefarious plotting for a worthy cause, the things we retain from those left behind, and Fairy being a very good girl. 16K, rated T, gen, complete.

read on ao3

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

[catgirlcaliphate]

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[granada-brett-crumbs]

9 Sitting Positions And What They Say About You

[karadin]

best Holmes

[cluegrrl]

Always best Holmes.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[dawnpng]

i made a quiz for what your final act as a villain would be, and it would be very cool if you wanted to take it B) 

[dawnpng]

link to quiz: https://uquiz.com/1SxQAI 

[inessencedevided]

Now they’re all dead hearts to you

Untamed Fall Fest: Day 28 - Decay

[laurasimonsdaughter]

In a piece of Scottish folklore from Selkirk it is described how a woman was able to protect herself and her baby from some malicious fairies that had snuck into the house by wrapping her husband’s waistcoat around them both

Isn’t that just the softest concept? Isn’t that just a most peculiar, domestic kind of magic? Such a simple, intuitive kind of protection. And we do this all the time!

    “Your shirts are nicer to sleep in.”

    “It’s cold out, take my coat.”

    “I miss you, so I’ve stolen your sweater.”

    “Borrow my blazer for your interview!”

    “I wore this when I was your age, it is just your size.”

All the clothes we lend, steal and hand down so affectionately! All the fabric we wrap around us that is full of another person’s thoughts of us! It’s all magic. Magic so old that we don’t even remember that it is

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Most People: *give their love interest flowers and ask them out on dates*

Alec Hardison: *lures Parker and Eliot in over the course of five years like he is an old woman leaving a trail of specially designed breadcrumbs because they are anxious pigeons who respond to affection with distrust and disdain*

[owl-librarian]

#Leverage #OT3#Hardison probably has a spreadsheet of Tokens Of Affection with a column for each of them#where he keeps track of dates (so he doesn’t offer too many at once and get overwhelming)#and a score for how well they were received on a scale of 0 to 100 (tags from @galwednesday)