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Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

reckless-glitch

ramblingandpie

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

frocio

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

frocio

iphisesque

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

frogcoded

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

putaemo-cional

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

frocio

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

criptochecca

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

fishbizkit

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.

cannot-think-of-a-cute-name

reblog to Italian season your pussy

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

dreamycastaway

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

iwriterobots

turing-tested

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

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cobblepottery

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

toastybugguy

anglaised

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

anglaised

actually im inclined to agree

farmgf

IT’S SPRINGTIME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. PASS THE INSTRUCTIONS ON NOT GIVING UP BY ADA LIMÓN

farmgf

IT’S THE GREENING OF THE TREES THAT REALLY GETS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!

elbiotipo

That picture where it looks like BTS did a coup in the United States

elbiotipo

#if only

bean-spring

Big fan of this sacrificial lamb to the slaughter

nchntd

In the club

vacuously-true

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

dimmadoome

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.