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[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[alifet]

Boose = alcohol

Gump = slang for someone stupid/foolish

So these would be stories about and/or told by a bunch of drunk idiots

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

[niuniente]

Also

sflix.to (movies, TV series, also rare international movies)

hianime.to (anime only)

kissanimes.et (anime)

kimcartoon.com.co (cartoon series and movies)

www.iq.com (Asian dramas)

[thatshadowcomic]

:) 👍 let's go besties!!

[cricketcat9]

Just in case you need it

[sky-chau]

The world is hers!

Alternian Miku

[sky-chau]

Fuschia! The world is hers. She is the empress. Obviously.

[alifet]

On Alternia everything is forced to go with the empress' style at least you wouldn't have to deal with the neon pink or glitter anymore that's a plus

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

[foone]

PLEASE. THIS IS A ONE INCH HIGH BARRIER: JUST DON'T USE A WORD. IT'S NOT HARD.

It's a frightening lack of respect for a group to go "hey this is our culture/religion/mythology? Please don't use that word" and apparently all the white people are like "but what if I did anyway to make my unity horror game 0.01% scarier?"

Just use a different word! Call it a deerman, deer god, forest spirit, whatever. Try to care at least a little when someone says not to use their culture for entertainment.

Here's a list of deer in mythology. If you have to have a mythology-based creature, you can go find one of these that's not THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN SPECIFICALLY ASKED NOT TO USE.

[alifet]

We already have other words that are only referred to by their first letter this just another one the W word

[itsuki-wood]

:)

[alifet]

Now we need Adrian as Sailor Ladybug

[tofupixel]

just curious : )

artists, how are you able to visualize the apple?

1

2

3

4

5

i'm not an artist / see results

Voting ended onSep 17, 2024

pls reply how much you feel your visualization impacts you, i am very interested to hear from 4s and 5s

(im a 2 or 3 btw not sure)

[alifet]

This actually can be done for all 5 senses as far as I know most people only have 2 that are maxed out

[corviiids]

meditations on the odyssey

[feyosha]

Quest: I went to 7-11 for Smokes

Adventure: I went to a New Smoke Shop for a chance at Better Smokes

Odyssey: I left my house for Smokes a week ago. I have acquired many fascinating tales, but remain woefully Smokeless.

[the-haiku-bot]

Adventure: I went

to a New Smoke Shop for a

chance at Better Smokes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[alifet]

With video game logic it would be like trying to do the main story only to keep triggering unskipable side quests

[trufflesmushroom]

wait isnt gender over today

[trufflesmushroom]

buh-bye now

[alifet]

Gender is a performance I believe the next showing is September 1 at 11 am

[aropride]

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

[alifet]

Since curtain countries have medicine ads be illegal I think this would be an extension of that, making an ad for anything that a doctor should be consulted on illegal which would include diet plans

[depsidase]

[alifet]

This is some wonderland shit and the person who owns this clock has a fairly normal routine but it uses this clock for the schedule.

[cockringtoss-deactivated2013082]

what channel is homestuck even on

[railswithpails-deactivated20160]

[alifet]

Since it wasn't instantly profitable nobody wanted to hold onto it so it was tossed around between 10 different channels Disney had it for the longest but they also constantly did reruns of the same 5 episodes

[that-house]

Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

[that-house]

I say shitty not to demean the quality of my work but because it’s less an exercise in good game design and more an attempt to induce paranoid internal conflict that turns into murder (in game of course). It has like three mechanics and one of them actively encourages you to murder the other PCs

[that-house]

Great news!

It’s done

I put like three braincells into this, so if there’s anything about it that outright sucks, uh. Sorry not sorry, L + ratio + let’s use the 1-page restriction as an excuse for any unfun mechanics

[that-house]

“What if there was a game about being a genre-savvy slasher protagonist murdering their way to the role of Final Girl?”

“Sounds cool when exactly does the PvP start”

“character creation”

[that-house]

With 10 point font I can fit the last mechanic I want to include, Gear, adding another layer to the backstabbing and manipulating mess that is character creation.

[canmom]

honestly a solid one-page RPG, and it isn’t another Lasers and Feelings hack, so points for that as well! I like the gradually ratcheting up difficulty, it is reminiscent of Pandemic.

the only point that feels like it needs elaboration is “multiple people can win by teaming up to defeat the Killer”. is this the same is the Final Stand mechanic, a skill check for each player? and is there a limit to when it can be triggered? otherwise the winning strat is blatantly to team up and attack the Killer as soon as possible while their power is low. horror-movie narrative logic says premature attempts to attack the killer should fail, but reveal something important about the nature of the threat. I suppose the narrator’s job is to forestall such an attempt by inserting as many skill checks as possible and offering bad decisions.

[that-house]

Yeah attempts to attack the Killer only truly work during the Final Stand. Notably, that’s also when throwing your buddy to the killer is a wayyyy easier option than making those checks

[that-house]

I can’t promise that the system math, like, works. I didn’t test it at all. For a more drawn-out and difficult experience you could switch to 3d6 + bonuses, keeping the three highest, have the Killer’s power range from 4 to 18, the difficulty of killing an ally be 11 (or 12 if you want to discourage infighting a little more, and the number the Final Stand begins at be 18. That’ll usually result in longer games with probably only one winner.

[mallosoar]

@that-house I could not stop thinking about this all day

(edit: updated image - minor tweaks)

[that-house]

This fucking rules.

[ftmshepard]

You Are Alone in the Woods, a very shitty hack of oh fuck, the killer

This is for if you only have two players

What you need:

1-The lyrics of Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf (either edition) by Rob Cantor

Play as normal, except for these two changes

1-The player's adjectives are pulled from the lyrics

2-whenever you fail a roll you don't die (since there's only one of you), instead add to the killer as normal and force a reroll, this time much more difficult, and also the player experiences some kind of penalty.

@jadedresearcher and I played this version and it was very funny, but also the core rules are actually pretty solid

[jadedresearcher]

can confirm: actual cannibal oh fuck the killer was a delight

[alifet]

Another Idea for the 2 person version "a really bad day at summer camp"

Instead of a killer the teen is stuck in a time loop where they keep dying during camp activities and then waking up back in there bunk

Each time they die the killers power resets.

The player wins by getting to the end of the day (killer reaches 12) without dying

[butchgambit]

Gambit in his little pink crop top >>>>

[alifet]

I am positive that Rock X is a mutant rock band and gambit never misses a show

[void-mori]

[direwoman]

he'll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

[alifet]

Last names often come from an ancestor's profession so would that ancestor be proud

[gaynaturalistghost]

I made the first page so long ago but hey, I finished.

[gaynaturalistghost]

Part two

also! Prada has blue sweats.

[spiffidy-doo-dah]

blue prada-

vector ass lookin mfer

[gaynaturalistghost]

He gets that vector ass from Pilates

[dc-comics-heritage-posts]

dc comics heritage post

[alifet]

I feel this happens in the no more supers AU (all the super heroes/villains give up the costumed antics they still have all there powers and everything they just live normal lives)

[shiftythrifting]

Most Baffling shirt I have ever found

Found this gem at value village in Toronto, naturally had to buy it. Cursed knowledge of homestuck doesn’t make it any less confusing.

[wcender]

[docileroamer]

i drew this so fast

what would they even discuss on this podcast??

[alifet]

They mock Joe Rogen relentless Jade pointing out how bullshit his "facts" and "data" are while Vriska creates epic insults about him as a person

[armadillorollup]

biology of a stapler

[alifet]

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