Lex

Grow on me like the earth does to the dead.

[all0v3rish]

Thank u for ur defense of men. Im sorry I trolled that post i just had to write the most unhinged shit for the reblog and now im ashamed (may delete may leave up idk imma go back to sleep sorry for bothering.

Have a good one.

Dude I was so fucking stupid for that post.

I'm older now so I know now that going into that with any seriousness was just dumb, like all of that shit came from a good place because I've personally seen the mental health issue with men in my family & of course the Internet has shown me a bit as well but like, that was the wrong post for me to do that on.

I came in with good intentions I think, but it was in the wrong place & honestly my argument had the stability of a gingerbread house made by 2nd graders.

I recently made a response to someone saying I'm about to delete this blog. But honestly, maybe I won't. This blog has a lot of phases, most of them my worst but like I've grown & I can admit where I've been stupid so I'll change some things around & keep this blog I guess for now until I feel like moving on.

This blog has seen the worst of me, maybe it's time I put the best of me in here.

[all0v3rish]

Was the "eat a mouse" thing satire that was just too advanced for the majority of tumblr at the time or was that one real

Gonna be honest I don't like who I have been these past few years.

If I told someone to eat a mouse I was likely being playful but I wouldn't put it above me to disarm someone in a real disagreement by telling them to eat a mouse.

I'm about to delete this blog & make a newer, more honest blog of myself lmao.

Edit: scratch that, for now I won't delete but I will be rebranding into a more honest version of me.

[all0v3rish]

It's hilarious that jobs give out stress balls with their company name on it.

"We know you're stressed out at our workplace, here take this stress ball with our company logo on it."

They can't pay for your therapy but they'll give you a company stress ball and a pen to use when signing your resignation.

[all0v3rish]

"Granddad you can't tame the white supremacists power structure wiTH CHEESE."

[fckyeahtylerthecreator-deactiva]

Cesus Jhrist

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[mrshamill]

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

[ekjohnston]

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

[enki2]

[shiftycryptid]

[imamagicmuffin]

[mouth-less]

[localcelestialcreature62]

Horrible job everyone

[sixplusfive]

Yoshiki’s always been gloomy like that. Can’t imagine him in a cheery mood... Maybe a dip in the pond would wash off that dark aura.

光が死んだ夏 The Summer Hikaru Died (2025) | 1.05 studio. CygamesPictures

[p96al]

Really a sweet, delicate soul, it’s not an act or a face.

[helenvaughans]

[planet-motherfucker]

[countessravengrey]

Andre the Giant should be the metric by which we measure all people's shittiness. If he didn't like you AND bothered to break his own rule to say so...?

[menace-bitch]

in a land of instagram and tiktok I was on tumblr

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[i-will-write]

[skelkankaos2]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos2]

see? simple as

[himynameisemail]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Safety first!