Twilight Apparently?

Twilight side blog. Super bi. Here for memes. She/her.

[mariapedia]

One of the best things the Twilight movies ever did is cast Billy Burke as Charlie. He’s so hot and such a great actor that it makes you forget how much Charlie sucks as a father.

[cockmcstuffins]

jacob black was like if i had a girlfriend i wouldn’t just leave her alone in the woods by herself like rip to edward but i’m different and then he left bella in the woods twice

[edwardscatholicguilt]

I'm a twilight canon denier. Stephanie really gave us Emmett Cullen and expected me to believe that he wouldn't be Bff's with the wolf pack ? Get out of my face

[littlespidermonkey]

So obsessed with the version of Twilight I made up in my head and and am constantly disappointed when the actual series isn't that

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

[lapushwerewolves]

look not to be all anti-edward or whatever but i just couldn’t live with him like props to the rest of the cullens

like aside from his annoying moody behavior and stuff i just don’t think i could handle the constant invasion of my privacy through his mind-reading

[bibbitybobbitybackoff]

Every so often I'd think something super weird so he wouldn't want to read my mind anymore

[bisexualemmettcullen]

literally what did edward and bella even have in common

[jessicanjpa]

Both their families dumped their stuff in the garage when they weren't looking

[luidilovins]

Twilight series remake but the Cullen kids look like this

[homelandsexual]

I love this because the Pokémon shirt on the guy in the middle shows that this photo absolutely was not taken in the early 2000s

[teamleahclearwater]

Remember at the end of breaking dawn when Jacob protected Bella and renesmee from the wolves but didn’t imprint on her and went on to marry a human who made him happy and open his own mechanic shop then had a normal happy life, me too that was a great ending 😁

[notquitetwilight]

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Resentment and the Cullens ♡

[notquitetwilight]

Midnight Sun via the #Edwardless group chat: Chapter Six

[rainbow-femme]

Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right in front of her

Like I get Edward can’t turn off the Bella Compliment Machine but imagine being self conscious about your looks and your mom is like “oh honey I think you’re the best looking one here.” And then your dad walks in like “What? No she’s not.”

[notquitetwilight]

this is so fucking funny bruh I’m physically crying bc I forgot smeyer needed her self-insert to be so not-like-other-girls that not even her kid could be complimented more highly than her by her own damn parents sjsjggzksndhxkdjdbshsissks

[rosalielesbianhale]

Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, way prematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.

Bella, from the other side of the cafeteria:

[sleepingthroughmyproblems]

Why is everyone calling Edward Cullen a "Spanish flu survivor"? The boy very much died, don't take pandemic advice from him

[notquitetwilight]

More from Resentment Cullen’s Instagram ✨

[volturialice]

imagine you had no knowledge of what sex was and then suddenly you’re watching a sex tape of yourself. you’re a teenage amnesiac in ye olde repressed 1920 when bang, out of the blue your magical powers are like hey did you know it’s your destiny to blow this war criminal’s back out

[dddabandoned-deactivated2024070]

idk what fandom this is but I feel like a bullet flew past my ear

[carllisle]

I hate pregnancy and baby tropes I’m so glad the vampires can’t have kids and I’m so glad Bella never got pregnant and never had a baby cause that would have been a wild plotline