assgay

Void | 19 | He/It

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[didy414]

a mistake

[miraclemaya]

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Charles guiteau

[communistrainbowdash]

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[droidcore]

Robot somnophilia where their power output is lowered to the point of being unable to move without great effort, and their speech is all strung out and glitchy and slow, but their internal systems are still perfectly functional, so they can feel everything.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sexpervert dark sorceress is attempting to sexually manipulate me but I keep pointing out the rhetorical fallacies in her innuendo-laden attempts to convert me into a sex-crazed minion and shes gotten so angry she cant even get a hardon from hitting me anymore

[contemptible-scoundrel]

that's right, pet.* you want to be a good girl, don't you?** you want to please mommy?*** just relax and give in... all of your friends have already submitted.**** imagine how much happier you'll be with no thoughts at all...*****

*ad hominem

**leading question

***appeal to authority

****bandwagoning

*****card stacking

[prokopetz]

Look, sometimes you just need forty thousand words of comprehensively researched geopolitical worldbuilding in order to adequately contextualise a scene of two rival princesses angrily jerking each other off. That's totally normal.

[roookspirit]

[prokopetz]

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[1010e]

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[minovskyy]

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute

[textpostscymraeg]

ydy mae hwn yn archwiliad o euogrwydd a beiusrwydd ond gallai hefyd fod yn rywbeth rhywiol os rhowch funud i mi

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

when Lil Nas X said "shoot a child in your mouth while I'm riding" that was genuinely the pinnacle of gay art for me

[nikashonte2]

[mlm-blues]

sitting shirtless and drinking beer with a boy............. and he cant keep his hands off of me............... and im not pushing him away................. give it to me now

[dogpuppy]

[sailatina3]