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[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[scorpionlafemme]

[segamascott]

[mechgirlie]

if this tweet doesn’t make perfect sense to u immediately then u weren’t meant to understand it

[apas-95]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-five. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[jewfrogs]

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nyaa]

bro i just got advertised the concept of fear 

[anphivenas]

non sequitur ? uhhh ,i hope to be having a lot of seq uit her actually

[thegaymertrainer]

[itsyaboinixo]

[spineless-lobster]

Good news for those who wanna add it to their playlists, it’s on spotify

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[emptycontainer]

[maliciousindungeon]

[stonyponyofficial]

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the still, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[girlnephew]