How about them ~☆Robots☆~

I like a little bit of everything. Call me Ari!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thundergrace]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[blackirishweab]

According to my uncle, I “should be outside balancing rocks in a stream somewhere.”

[in-the-ghost-mode]

what kind of forgotten god are you

[zhe-lazy-fox]

[tilthat]

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

[armedandgayngerous]

that was the Devil

[general-thinks]

I mean they wanted rain

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

[prokopetz]

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

[ryan-sometimes]

Bro… 11 THOUSAND YEARS???

[gamecubewizard]

theyre imprisoning him in a giant cursed crystal

[butch12whack]

tags that make me remember how astronomical of a figure a billion is and fuels my desire to dismantle capitalism

[thedankmemes]

[oursongaboutclouds]

(this user said everything)

[calware]

possibly the funniest sequence of posts

[pupkin]

Reading the notes and seeing how hateful people are to Christians over a sponsored post is sad to see. You all are so mad and angry on here. You hate God. Why?

[calware]

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[postmodern-baseball]

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[delgado-master]

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[ardent-ace]

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[holygayrightsbatman]

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[threeleggedcrow]

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[amber-acrylic]

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[spearxwind]

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[technogender-archive-deactivate]

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[dilfdyke]

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[poisonedcure]

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[genderjester]

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[blizz4rd1203]

[haaarpb]

a comic about dogs

which ironically i drew this before a party where i saw THREE

[punkasfrick-deactivated20151031]

I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you

[sharkchunks]

[taylor-doodles]

[irradiatedsnakes]

drawing phineas and ferb as pairs of siblings from more dramatic shows is the height of comedy to me

[irradiatedsnakes]

[valmillion]

walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

[ysolt]

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

[ysolt]

my life is a joke i live 2 minutes from a castle in one direction and the old town market in the other. you can see remnants of the old walls in part of the town, our library used to be the medieval townhall. we have a 500 y/o fairy tree overlooking the entire valley. and i dont even have any elves to fuck

[captainglitterbuns]

[ninjasmudge]

last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.

[angmallen]

[greelin]

“plant-based almonds” what nut ISN’T plant-based……

[greelin]

[liquidstar]

when finn and jake establish that they get their meat from meat man its logical to assume hes some sort of fantasy butcher until finn asks "do you think it hurts him when we take his meat?" revealing hes MADE of meat and they eat him. and it only gets WORSE when jake replies "i dont know i cant read his mind" implying he cant even voice whether or not hes in pain. but they still eat him.