Bluemink spotted a ladybug!
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oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
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One Nice Bug Per Day
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

izzy's playlists!
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@allyn1998
Bluemink spotted a ladybug!
i n s p e c t i o n
@soggy-lizard
Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI
the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise
Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj
Stuart Little came out in 1999
I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho
[this comic was brought to you by methylphenidates]
Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless you’ve sat through a Cat5, but shit’s been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:
Me: I need to go home. There’s a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so I’m worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)
Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?
Me: YES.
Boss: …oh. Okay. Uh…see you tomorrow…
Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:
Me: Hey, it’s starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I don’t leave now, I can’t get home.
Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?
Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.
Boss: ….
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.
Different atttempt:
Boss: Why don’t you just get a hotel after work?
Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?
Boss: No.
Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.
Boss: Is getting home
more important than getting
your job done tonight?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. It’s only going to get worse.
thank these men for sparing 6 kids daddy issues and being amazing husbands
seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall
sharing @mumblesplash 's tags:
We had to adjust my meds a bit and like...I could tell it was working because I was able to run an errand after I finished my work day instead of having to go home and collapse on the couch until I could recover enough to scrape together some food and then immediately go to bed.
hes waiting by the microwave
im soup
if i fits im soup
same thread
one time i was in voice chat with a girl and she asked "are you playing stardew valley eating noises" but i was just enjoying some chocolate
a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen
“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option
just for the record this post is no longer accurate. shes my sister now :)
No, no it isn’t.
this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus
someone put me down in a flat surface and keep me still so i can calibrate
please
DTF
dude…..
toad friends…..