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solsticexolos-deactivated202407

Bluemink spotted a ladybug!

i n s p e c t i o n

👀

@soggy-lizard

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

naomster

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise

randomslasher

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

damnerd

Stuart Little came out in 1999

boggblog

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

guerrillatech

homunculus-argument

[this comic was brought to you by methylphenidates]

emergentpattern

deadcatwithaflamethrower

Not apocalyptic levels of OhFuck unless you’ve sat through a Cat5, but shit’s been like this for a long time now. We just put up with it for far too fucking long:

Me: I need to go home. There’s a hurricane coming and my basement apartment is on the coast, so I’m worried about my cats. (To myself: And maybe needing to evacuate.)

Boss: Is your house and your cats more important than this job?

Me: YES.

Boss: …oh. Okay. Uh…see you tomorrow…

Different boss, several years later, a conversation that happened multiple times:

Me: Hey, it’s starting to really snow outside, I live on a steep hill, and I only have 2-wheel drive. If I don’t leave now, I can’t get home.

Boss: Is getting home more important than getting your job done tonight?

Me: Considering I value my life more than I value this paperwork being digitized? YES.

Boss: ….

Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.

Boss: Uh, yeah, okay.

Different atttempt:

Boss: Why don’t you just get a hotel after work?

Me: Do I get a raise so I can afford it?

Boss: No.

Me: Bye. See you tomorrow.

the-haiku-bot

Boss: Is getting home

more important than getting

your job done tonight?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

notemily

Haikubot aside we should normalize saying those things to bosses absolutely. It’s only going to get worse.

wikiipediabf

thank these men for sparing 6 kids daddy issues and being amazing husbands

tonyalmeida

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

seen a this edible aint shit but for adderall

hardyorange

sharing @mumblesplash 's tags:

artimace

We had to adjust my meds a bit and like...I could tell it was working because I was able to run an errand after I finished my work day instead of having to go home and collapse on the couch until I could recover enough to scrape together some food and then immediately go to bed.

germicelli

hes waiting by the microwave

im soup

if i fits im soup

virtuafighteryaoi-deactivated20

same thread

toxicyurienthusiast

one time i was in voice chat with a girl and she asked "are you playing stardew valley eating noises" but i was just enjoying some chocolate

dajo42

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

dajo42

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

dajo42

just for the record this post is no longer accurate. shes my sister now :)

omghotmemes

No, no it isn’t.

moonlit-aura

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus