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Caleb || 25 || FFXIV has taken over my life and I have no gil... || Art Blog: cashewes || Twitter: Cashew_es

[danannie521]

Markers

[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[agir1ukn0w]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *does that elegant hand movement that Doug always seems to do*

Me: DOUG!!!

[texnessa]

How dare anyone over look:

[dollsahoy]

Where it started

[laughterkey]

DOUG WAS MAC TONIGHT??

[icarus-suraki]

Y’all also need to know that Doug Jones was in Smash Mouth’s music video for “All Star” as Pencil Head:

[gallusrostromegalus]

@cellarspider It’s your Blorbo from apparently everything?

[cellarspider]

Indeed, he is in an unexpectedly large amount of everything! You never know where he’ll turn up, being spindly and mesmerizing.

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[yildraws]

arknights au... (thinking)

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[jogakky]

more submas because i love and miss hem urghhhgrughh Strawpage for requests : https://jo-gakky.straw.page/

[sarcasmprodigy]

Aaand we're back. I'll be taking commissions in batches of Five!

Typically the way I go about commissions is I will discuss with you what you'd like, draw up a sketch, and if you like the sketch we can then go through payment and I'll finish up.

[miiilowo]

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

[miiilowo]

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

[chekhovs-slinky]

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

[miiilowo]

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

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[helooproto]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[ketrindarkdragon]

A redraw of this awesome cosplay:

[poppypath]

[chell-min]

let's suck at something together for a change

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[helldoggie]

drama bug

[mars11e]

playing around w vectors

[making-you-in-spore]

chimecho?

i made chimecho from pokemon in spore [2008]

bonus: what it looks like with its invisible legs

[chaos-smoothie]

hi i am very tired and i find this fucking hilarious and my friend finds it vile and putrid and i brought these into the world for you all today

[making-you-in-spore]

people LOVE my chimecho!!!