Ocean Man Take Me By The Hand Lead Me To The Land

Hey, I'm Dan! I mostly reblog funny things or anything that interests me. Welcome to my blog! I used to be mageof-space.

[falseknees]

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[fantasyrizzo]

im gonna be real i do think we need to spend more time as a society encouraging adults to play pretend in structured ways bc what i’m getting from a variety of sources is we all like to make fake shit and pretend to be people we are not

[obsidiannebula]

No fr adults would be a lot healthier if their need for play was more easily satisfied. Play is a fundamental human need that does not go away when we exit childhood but it’s treated as childish and frivolous. No bitch that’s how we process our experiences and knowledge and practice emotions of all kinds in a safe space!! Learn how to play again!

[7th-instar]

what bugs me about it is every other animal on earth engages in play behaviors all the time. for their entire lives. yet for humans for some reason play isn’t considered normal once you’re a certain age? come on bro. crows are rolling down peoples windshields and sheep are jumping on trampolines. go have fun too

[primalarc]

Funguary, day two: pixie cup lichen OK so apparently pixie cup lichen belongs to the same family as reindeer moss and that's how this happened.

[waitingforthecat]

Image description: art showing a reindeer like creature with antlers that look like pixie cub lichen and lichen growing on its back and in the fur on its neck and stomach. Water is dripping out of the cup like structure of its antlers. end Image description

[lichenaday]

Ok so no one was gonna tag me in this??? Really? Guess I gotta do all the work around here myself lol. This art is AMAZING!

Yes! The Cladoniaceae family of lichens contains many species, including many with podetial cups (pixie cups) and many with a shrubby, fruticose growth form (reindeer lichens). Reindeer lichens get their common name from the fact that they often grow in upland tundra and boreal environments (they are very tough and can handle the harsh conditions better than a lot of vascular plants) and are a key food source for reindeer and caribou!

[crimson-chains]

A 7 inch standee that’s double sided! :D My Deer God on the front and Fallen Deer on the back ^^

[charlesoberonn]

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

[closetextrovert]

Enemies with a wolf

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf

Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf

Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf

Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[the-colossal-nerd]

They have names with repetition?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Jeong Jeong from Avatar

Moto Moto from Madagascar

Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

Destruction of the Moon

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it

Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent

Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon

Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[moonwatcher87]

Famous Tumblr Posts

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Do you like the color of the sky?

Are fedoras really that bad?

I like your shoelaces

spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

[summergirl2408]

they all have the initials PW ?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Pharrell Williams

Pendleton Ward

Patrick Warbutron

Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

[2kawaii4u-bishes]

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

[creaturecomforts22]

[janmisali]

which option in this poll do you think has the most votes?

the third option

the fourth option

the "show results" extra one

the first option

the second option

this option

the fifth option

[show results]

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

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[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[udunie]

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

[atepa09]

SCIENCE!

[not-a-bot-i-swear-deactivated20]

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

[celestial-naiad]

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

[such-justice-wow]

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

[thathealeygirl]

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

[salamencerobot]

@celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi.

on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun!!

[celestial-naiad]

Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time.

[silent-calling]

Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and “thrown back” what is actually happening is your muscles contracting so hard and fast you essentially fling yourself away from the dangerous thing.

[jadensilver]

This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say ‘no, don’t,’ whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it’s either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it’s really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don’t just do this when it’s our own body that might die, but for others in our community as well. 

[sindri42]

This is why a zombie would be extremely terrifying for a short period, and then neutralize itself. No fear and no pain means it could rip apart the gates to your fortress with its bare hands, but it would tear its arms or break its back in the process and never do anything very dangerous again.

This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That’s probably what makes vampires so strong; they don’t actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly.

[hungarianmudkip69]

@krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags

[anachronic-cobra]

Aight I know I’m OP but I gotta reblog for appreciation of that comment

[porterr-robinson]

[grumsal]

[thedifferenceismagic]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

what if your mortician was gay

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[chipsprites]

Gay culture is picking Chikorita

[righthandarm-man]

The type disadvantage against every single Johto gym leader represents the struggles we face as LGBT people

[pancakedevourer]

chikorita threw the first brick at stonewall

[zenja-soba]

Me, at my gamer funeral, on my gamer deathbead: *Is dead.* Priest: “My fellow gamers, today we press F, but from here on….” Crowd: *crying*

Priest ”:..We must press W, and move forward.”

[bluefloret]

my friends every time i post a delightful image on discord

[sexanax]

u ever just wanna…….suck on his fingers

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

me at the dentist :/

[sexanax]

shut up