My name is EM. I am a little bit (in)sane.

New Jersey --> Boston (and happier for it)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[nelyafinwe]

when it hits the exact corner i can produce 1 (one) coherent thought

[sixpenceee]

Poison dart frogs are known as the jewels of the rain forest and come in just about every color combination you can think of. Their sparkling colors, however, are not for beauty but serves as a warning. While most species are considered toxic but not deadly, they are distasteful to a predator and can even be fatal. The poison can cause serious swelling, nausea, and muscular paralysis. (Source)

[bellsprout-official]

In case anyone cares, the most dangerous one is the Golden Poison Dart Frog. The poison it produces disables nerves, and one mg can kill 10,000 mice.

[fleekfreak]

These frogs are so aesthetically pleasing.

[bravesouul]

[a-joyfuljourney]

[witchinghour]

Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)

[unfortunately-awake]

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[bisexualtwilight]

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

[sailurmars]

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[writing-prompt-s]

I don’t care if you unfollow me for this #signalboost

[the-real-prince24]

If you dont see the clear as day parralel then you arn’t trying to

[slavetothebootyy-deactivated202]

[ivoryellaclothes]

Ella Fit Soft White Lion

Ella Fit Blossom Margaret

Ella Fit Baby Blue Bees

Ella Fit Baby Blue Catherine

Ella Fit Pepper Nefertiti

🐘 Save the Elephants @ ivoryella.com 🐘😍

[girlsncuffs-deactivated20190313]

Fuck her so good she still feels you the next day

[frikiskrew]

[obesecamels]

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

[bpd-trichster]

just remembered that tomorrow is another day I have to wake up and do things

[chapadera]

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[2aminmyworld]

finally some good fucking historical accuracy