Some Witty Pun

This is a multi-fandom blog. ESFP. Virgo/Libra Cusp. Non binary (they/them pls) and Pansexual. I have a tendency to message people on my dash when I think they are having a rough day or if you just wanna talk then come hit me up. Im sorry if I annoy you.

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[sinfulseeds-deactivated20200126]

dear god, it lives still

[cozza-frenzy]

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

[cozza-frenzy]

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

ofc she’s a scorpio

[theloveyourselfchallenge]

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[ninja-pyro]

something I learned this week

Ancient Greeks like many of the Mediterranean cultures prided themselves on being “clean and beautiful” and would emulate the statues that were hairless

warriors and athletes would remove all body hair and oil themselves up before going to war or the Olympics

the 3 most common forms of hair removal were

1: plucking the hairs out with Tweezers made of Brass or Shells

2: using a Hot Oil Lamp to burn the hairs off

3: Straight up rubbing themselves down with Hot Embers from a Fire

also the most popular pubic hair style was “the landing strip” as depicted on vases (they drew so many naked people on vases)

this was for both men and women

remember this when you hear someone complain that

“Wonder Woman should have hairy legs and pits”

[conf-used-af]

She’s Amazonian not Greek? Is it canon that the Amazonians did these things to remove their hair or are you just unable to accept women with body hair? Odds are, the latter. You’re obviously here to shit on women who would like being represented, since no one ever shows women with body hair without it being for a gross reason, like kink

[ihavehitmypeak]

^^^it’s definitely the latter. also op…“Mediterranean cultures prided themselves on being “clean and beautiful” having body hair doesn’t make a woman unclean 🙃.

[ninja-pyro]

Have you ever heard of the term “clean shaven”?

And it wasn’t just women, it was the warriors, meaning the men did it majoritivly, but if you were a warrior or an athlete, then the hair was gone

Also relating to your tags, my gf has fuzzy legs almost all the time so nah, women can be hairy if they want to be

And if the Amazonians a mythical Greek culture from ancient legend aren’t Greek then what are they

(Please don’t say South American, the natives didn’t call the jungle the Amazon, Europeans did)

I can’t recall any actual canon art showing Wonder Woman or the Amazons shaving or even grooming beyond the scenes in some of the versions of Steve Trevor arriving on paradise island where he stumbled upon the warriors bathing in a waterfall… to which they attempt to murder him for the intrusion

But there’s no canon art that I’ve ever seen of them having body hair

[ace-pervert]

@warriormale

[warriormale]

The comment above in which male Greek warriors would remove all body hair is inaccurate.

As depicted in the Greek comedy “Thesmophoriazusae” by Aristophanes, the view was held that body hair on Men was Manly and the lack of body hair on Women was feminine. In the play, this is brought out superbly by a Man tries to prove his lack of body hair by shaving his pubic hair and proving this in public and the outcome is really funny! Read the play and check it out! Body hair on Men in ancient Greece was really valued. Beards were worn routinely. Only very young Men did not wear beards.

Men wore oil during athletic events because they fought nude. The oil protected their bodies against bruises, sun burn and acted as a natural “bandaid” in case they got cut while fighting. Greek doctors would actually collect the old body oil scraped off the warriors and athletes and use it as a topical medicine, since it was believed to contained Man Sweat and pheromones that cured skin infections.

WarriorMale

[chibird]

Every inch forward counts! 🐌🌱It took me a looong time to get to where I am- Chibird is over 7 years in the making! :D

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[sncwhites]

Mythology Moodboard: Apollo and Artemis

Artemis and Apollo remained close to each other forever. Both siblings would become associated with the skill of archery, and they enjoyed hunting together. In addition, both had the power to send plagues upon mortals.

[lab-note]

[hotterthanhellgothica]

Omg so beautiful but I’ve never seen them in different colors! 💓💓💓

[topographicocean]

real jelly boi hours

[bob-belcher]

Please watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

[amitypark]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[weavemama]

when I tell you I SCREAMED

[weavemama]

if u ever feel annoyed by your group project just remember…..,, at least you’re not this guy

[neradski]

space babe

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[whoiskasey]

there are so many relatable comics for humans, but absolutely NONE for crabs. Lucky for you I am here to fix that

[bisexualladygaga]

when you’re not out yet and say something that sounds a little too gay

[evil-haiku-robot]

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